Me, enjoying Blue Jays content this past month.
a cartoon of homer simpson being tortured by a demon
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October 31, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Me, enjoying Blue Jays content this past month.
Rufus, my man. Not sure about that decision to go with the French lyrics on the anthem there.
October 29, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Rufus, my man. Not sure about that decision to go with the French lyrics on the anthem there.
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just got out of a meeting that was me and two directors & they told me a bunch of stuff but this was my brain the whole time so i'm sorry to them if i screw up whatever it is i am supposed to be doing
October 27, 2025 at 7:19 PM
just got out of a meeting that was me and two directors & they told me a bunch of stuff but this was my brain the whole time so i'm sorry to them if i screw up whatever it is i am supposed to be doing
It’s been driving me crazy thinking about who Pete Crow-Armstrong reminds me of, but I think I’ve finally figured it out… Bobby from a Goofy Movie.
October 12, 2025 at 1:22 AM
It’s been driving me crazy thinking about who Pete Crow-Armstrong reminds me of, but I think I’ve finally figured it out… Bobby from a Goofy Movie.
Well, there’s your answer fish bulb.
what's the stupidest/randomest Simpsons quote that lives in your head rent free? Mine is the urge to say "you said go to bread" every time I am about to head to bed.
October 1, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Well, there’s your answer fish bulb.
Very pleased with my NHL players from former Soviet states remembering.
September 3, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Very pleased with my NHL players from former Soviet states remembering.
Never skeet.
So this is what it feels like to be on the other side of a bullpen implosion
September 1, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Never skeet.
So this is what it feels like to be on the other side of a bullpen implosion
September 1, 2025 at 7:43 PM
So this is what it feels like to be on the other side of a bullpen implosion
We really don’t talk enough about how much of an abomination the short porch in Yankee Stadium is.
August 12, 2025 at 1:21 AM
We really don’t talk enough about how much of an abomination the short porch in Yankee Stadium is.
DLZ - TV on the Radio
if you were a closer in major league baseball what would your entrance music be
August 2, 2025 at 7:08 PM
DLZ - TV on the Radio
Trent Grisham looks like Vernon Wells wearing a fake moustache as a disguise.
July 4, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Trent Grisham looks like Vernon Wells wearing a fake moustache as a disguise.
Eating nachos in front of the TV, watching the US Open. I have officially become my father. Times a flat circle, etc.
June 14, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Eating nachos in front of the TV, watching the US Open. I have officially become my father. Times a flat circle, etc.
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Of course, I actually always believed in Patches. I was simply saying this to motivate him.
I do not understand why Pacioretty is in the lineup right now. Please, someone help me understand.
May 2, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Of course, I actually always believed in Patches. I was simply saying this to motivate him.
Matty Knies is hell of a hockey player.
May 2, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Matty Knies is hell of a hockey player.
Of course, I actually always believed in Patches. I was simply saying this to motivate him.
I do not understand why Pacioretty is in the lineup right now. Please, someone help me understand.
May 2, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Of course, I actually always believed in Patches. I was simply saying this to motivate him.
I do not understand why Pacioretty is in the lineup right now. Please, someone help me understand.
May 2, 2025 at 12:26 AM
I do not understand why Pacioretty is in the lineup right now. Please, someone help me understand.
The refs in this Leafs-Sens game have completely lost the plot
April 25, 2025 at 12:38 AM
The refs in this Leafs-Sens game have completely lost the plot
Ejections all over the place at the Players right now. Good grief.
March 15, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Ejections all over the place at the Players right now. Good grief.
An elevator can never break. It can only become stairs.
Fuck it. It's lunch time. Let's see your favorite Mitch Hedberg jokes.
"My manager's cool, he gets concerned, he says, 'Mitch, don't use liquor as a crutch.' I can't use liquor as a crutch... because a crutch helps me walk."
"My manager's cool, he gets concerned, he says, 'Mitch, don't use liquor as a crutch.' I can't use liquor as a crutch... because a crutch helps me walk."
February 7, 2025 at 2:49 AM
An elevator can never break. It can only become stairs.
Unlike you, I get my news from a reliable source
January 10, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Unlike you, I get my news from a reliable source
Very concerned with all the elder abuse I witnessed in Moana 2. Will be writing Mr. Disney a strongly worded letter in the next 5 business days.
January 5, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Very concerned with all the elder abuse I witnessed in Moana 2. Will be writing Mr. Disney a strongly worded letter in the next 5 business days.
*Barber absolutely butchering my hair, then showing me the back with the little mirror*
Me: wow, looks great. Thanks so much.
Me: wow, looks great. Thanks so much.
December 26, 2024 at 9:58 PM
*Barber absolutely butchering my hair, then showing me the back with the little mirror*
Me: wow, looks great. Thanks so much.
Me: wow, looks great. Thanks so much.