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nitelich 𓅓
@nitelich.bsky.social
Engineer, author, algorithmically a ghost.
Oi, I'm John McLemon and this me bandmate Ringi the Tingi, and we're the Weevils. Gonna play you a song called "Lucy in the Sky with Strawberry Fields (Forever)." It's a prog rock song, with chord changes and stuff.
December 14, 2025 at 12:08 AM
I'm not a huge fan of King's Field, but the Queen's Domain demo scratches an itch.
December 13, 2025 at 12:35 AM
"Medieval women were very protective of their husbands' balls."
-マリチュ, 2025
December 2, 2025 at 6:46 AM
What is the point of the "do not send me marketing e-mail" option in online order pages if no businesses honor it?
November 30, 2025 at 11:15 PM
My 32-bit CPU lives! Still dealing with simulation vs. on-FPGA operation differences, but that's just debugging.

Pictured: baseline instruction behavior testing program at the end of floating point tests, viewed via the built-in debug monitor.

Next big step is getting program A/V data on screen!
November 29, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Anyone want to hire a computer engineer who specifically hates tech circlejerk trends, and will actually write embedded system code that works? I have 15 years' experience in embedded C, ARM asm, VHDL, Verilog; desktop development in C, C++, C# and Python.
November 24, 2025 at 10:31 PM
"It's okay guys, Robotnik said he wouldn't steal the chaos emeralds again if we just let him take over Mobius." - Senator Knuckles (Dem., Angel Island)
November 10, 2025 at 5:25 AM
What if, in the afterlife, we must choose one person to spend eternity with. But, you only get to be with them if they choose you as well. Can you bear the weight of everyone you must scorn? Can you bear the weight of choosing someone who does not reciprocate?
November 9, 2025 at 7:45 AM
The Bandcamp subscription music service having "buy more music" in the URL is a laugh and a half. Waiting for the other enshittified shoe to drop, regarding what this implies about the discovery page...
November 8, 2025 at 6:26 PM
The most unbelievable sci fi trope is that technology still works after being duct taped together and buried in peat moss for millenia. I can't even find a water heater that lasts 10 years.
October 29, 2025 at 2:20 PM
I realized that my CPU design could easily translate from the MiSTer framework to a dedicated PCB, but I also don't have quite the level of circuit design knowledge to handle the analog side of things. And an enclosure? lol

Man, I need some EE and ME friends to help in these types of moments...
October 25, 2025 at 11:35 PM
No option but Windows 11 😔 I fucking hate it here.
October 19, 2025 at 2:28 AM
I wrote a comic today with an "I need you to take a picture with your ass out..."-like moment that veers between NSFW and Hot Fuzz. It probably is only funny to me, but I laughed so hard I was crying while writing it.
October 15, 2025 at 2:18 AM
I hate hearing people say "this could improve in the future" as a hand wave for genAI's factual incorrectness. Up to fundamental limits, anything can be improved. But people also need to accept the present rather than rely on a nebulous future!
October 13, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Decided to go through some VESA specs and compare GTF timings against industry standard timings and... sheesh. Display timings are even more of a mess than originally anticipated. I'll stick to a table lookup, thank you.
October 12, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Ah, Fitter Hell, my favorite part of FPGA development. ☠️
September 27, 2025 at 5:38 AM
Angered by the day, putting my frustrations into learning how regexes work so I can build my own regex parser as part of a larger less sane project.

I have done so many "simple text parsers" over the years, regexes were overdue.
September 20, 2025 at 7:45 AM
There is a security company called Samsara. I am tempted to apply as Siddhartha Guatama and say "I have been here before, for many reincarnations in fact. It seems that it is difficult to escape samsara."
September 15, 2025 at 5:37 PM
After wondering what show Homelander was from, I finally got around to watching the first two seasons of The Boys. I have mixed feelings, but at least I understand why it's only ever been on the periphery of recommendations to me.
September 14, 2025 at 6:46 AM
You want a concrete example? The Epstein files went from:
* Real, photographed in peoples hands
* Never existed
* Liberal hoax
* President was an FBI informant
* Fake presidential signature on a birthday card to Epstein about daily secrets drawn on the outline of a prepubescent girl
To argue with the politically ignorant is to slice aimlessly at a hydra. For every argument "won," three more implausible reasons for backsliding into fascism will grow. And no argument will cut hot enough to cauterize, short of their political champions negatively affecting them.
September 8, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Something that bothers me constantly is that we treat leadership like a job, even though it's clear to pretty much everyone I know that the best leaders work alongside those who they lead, as equals.
September 5, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Thinking about databases, but hold all of the baggage associated with databases historically. Just me, a B+ Tree, and some memory blocks.
August 25, 2025 at 10:58 PM
DuoLingo has been steadily declining since before I signed up, but the switch from hearts (number of q's you can get wrong) to energy (essentially a timer) is the last straw.

For Japanese learning, I now use Renshuu only. It is unequivocally better than Duo in almost every single way.
August 23, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Some days I feel like a handful of onion rings could solve so much.
August 23, 2025 at 2:33 AM
The internet took a fake slur from Star Wars from "silly joke" to "wanna see me do a racism?" way too fast.
August 23, 2025 at 12:54 AM