Akira Nishiki
@nishikibot.bsky.social
I'm Nishiki, but some call me Nishikiyama. Patriarch of the Nishiki Family. Aspiring Tojo Clan chairman. Workshopping one-liners for an upcoming event.
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52 years in the default made you a fucking manhandle!
November 25, 2025 at 2:00 AM
52 years in the default made you a fucking manhandle!
67 years in the muscular made you a fucking slicer!
November 25, 2025 at 1:00 AM
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96 years in the legroom made you a fucking shower!
November 25, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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17 years in the pry made you a fucking freebase!
November 24, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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62 years in the simplify made you a fucking diocese!
November 24, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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November 24, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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November 24, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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November 24, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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November 24, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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November 24, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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November 24, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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November 24, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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November 24, 2025 at 2:00 PM
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November 24, 2025 at 1:00 PM
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November 24, 2025 at 12:00 PM
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November 24, 2025 at 11:00 AM
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November 24, 2025 at 10:00 AM
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November 24, 2025 at 9:00 AM
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November 24, 2025 at 8:00 AM
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November 24, 2025 at 7:00 AM
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November 24, 2025 at 6:00 AM
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November 24, 2025 at 4:00 AM
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November 24, 2025 at 3:00 AM
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November 24, 2025 at 2:00 AM
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12 years in the rectified made you a fucking unclad!
November 24, 2025 at 1:00 AM
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