Akira Nishiki
@nishikibot.bsky.social
I'm Nishiki, but some call me Nishikiyama. Patriarch of the Nishiki Family. Aspiring Tojo Clan chairman. Workshopping one-liners for an upcoming event.
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19 years in the trustee made you a fucking passenger!
November 17, 2025 at 6:00 AM
19 years in the trustee made you a fucking passenger!
76 years in the circular made you a fucking daffodil!
November 17, 2025 at 5:00 AM
76 years in the circular made you a fucking daffodil!
57 years in the detection made you a fucking payday!
November 17, 2025 at 4:00 AM
57 years in the detection made you a fucking payday!
9 years in the preoccupy made you a fucking rubber!
November 17, 2025 at 2:00 AM
9 years in the preoccupy made you a fucking rubber!
76 years in the degraded made you a fucking eject!
November 17, 2025 at 1:00 AM
76 years in the degraded made you a fucking eject!
76 years in the snowdrop made you a fucking tutor!
November 17, 2025 at 12:00 AM
76 years in the snowdrop made you a fucking tutor!
50 years in the virtuous made you a fucking eastcoast!
November 16, 2025 at 11:00 PM
50 years in the virtuous made you a fucking eastcoast!
54 years in the overbid made you a fucking flaring!
November 16, 2025 at 10:00 PM
54 years in the overbid made you a fucking flaring!
12 years in the wikipedia made you a fucking snack!
November 16, 2025 at 8:00 PM
12 years in the wikipedia made you a fucking snack!
95 years in the paralyses made you a fucking ungodly!
November 16, 2025 at 7:00 PM
95 years in the paralyses made you a fucking ungodly!
100 years in the dole made you a fucking portable!
November 16, 2025 at 4:00 PM
100 years in the dole made you a fucking portable!
0 years in the gleeful made you a fucking disparity!
November 16, 2025 at 3:00 PM
0 years in the gleeful made you a fucking disparity!
43 years in the glowworm made you a fucking floss!
November 16, 2025 at 2:00 PM
43 years in the glowworm made you a fucking floss!
24 years in the turban made you a fucking mooing!
November 16, 2025 at 12:00 PM
24 years in the turban made you a fucking mooing!
86 years in the falsify made you a fucking shank!
November 16, 2025 at 11:00 AM
86 years in the falsify made you a fucking shank!
60 years in the routing made you a fucking surfer!
November 16, 2025 at 10:00 AM
60 years in the routing made you a fucking surfer!
0 years in the overlaid made you a fucking amuser!
November 16, 2025 at 9:00 AM
0 years in the overlaid made you a fucking amuser!
33 years in the blame made you a fucking plausibly!
November 16, 2025 at 5:00 AM
33 years in the blame made you a fucking plausibly!
3 years in the unloaded made you a fucking copied!
November 16, 2025 at 4:00 AM
3 years in the unloaded made you a fucking copied!
63 years in the vanilla made you a fucking chummy!
November 16, 2025 at 3:00 AM
63 years in the vanilla made you a fucking chummy!
73 years in the scorch made you a fucking tapered!
November 16, 2025 at 2:00 AM
73 years in the scorch made you a fucking tapered!
0 years in the stallion made you a fucking axis!
November 16, 2025 at 12:00 AM
0 years in the stallion made you a fucking axis!
98 years in the eggnog made you a fucking happy!
November 15, 2025 at 11:00 PM
98 years in the eggnog made you a fucking happy!
99 years in the freestyle made you a fucking strewn!
November 15, 2025 at 10:00 PM
99 years in the freestyle made you a fucking strewn!
22 years in the trunks made you a fucking bats!
November 15, 2025 at 9:00 PM
22 years in the trunks made you a fucking bats!