I can relate to this a little too much!

This isn't a cry for help or anything to be concerned about in any way. This is just raw venting, and everything will be fine soon, but things are going to be shit until they're done being shit, and that sucks in the moment.

I read this back and it seemed a little more bitter than I meant it, so just to be clear, this isn't really about her. It happened a long time ago, and I'm genuinely happy that she has a good life and a beautiful family.

This post is more supposed to be a "woo woo you got this!" message for myself.

She later stole my hat, but that whole thing is kinda too complicated for this character limit, and to be completely honest about my overall feelings, fair trade.

Nelsy, wherever you are, you're a completely beautiful and wonderful person and I hope you're enjoying my fucking hat.

I know you don’t mean it this way, but I initially read this as the victim, the person who had the shit kicked out of them, would immediately be taken to jail.

I’m not using Twitter anymore, since I’m here. THANK YOU FOR THIS GIFT!

In my defense, they later made a song called ‘Vicinity of Obscenity’ with the lyrics “banana banana banana banana terracotta banana terracotta terracotta pie.” So maybe my tragic misunderstanding could be looked at as more prophetic.