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The only real Squid Research Parody Account, now on Bluesky!

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I've been DM'd by a private source who says Splatoon Raiders will utilize advanced audio techniques to create the illusion of musical instruments.

This will be done by creating multiple air vibrations, known as "sound waves", in rapid succession.

What do you think, could my source be correct?
August 5, 2025 at 7:19 PM
SRL here, reporting live from Sheldon's Armory!

First, a word from Sheldon:
"After the great success of the Splatlands collection, I just had to bring back my famous Sheldon's Picks! How could I not?"

...Wow, we've been given a sneak peak at a new set of weapons coming to #Splatoon3 on July 24th!
July 11, 2025 at 12:11 AM
you guys are never gonna believe what I just found out...
April 24, 2025 at 10:32 AM
March 23, 2025 at 12:15 AM
March 3, 2025 at 4:31 PM
couldn’t even charge special to this, I popped trizooka immediately!!! Clean up on aisle TREE 😂😂😂
March 3, 2025 at 3:59 PM
😍
March 3, 2025 at 10:56 AM
I'm tired of Splatoon Three... I'm becoming a Splatoon Tree account
March 3, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Big News, Trainers! ZAtoon 3 will release on 02-29-2025, exclusively on Nintendo Switch 2!
February 27, 2025 at 2:56 PM
SRL here, with a message from Sheldon!

"I've been hard at work giving familiar weapons a fresh coat of paint! These weapons are for the fans who can't get enough of their favorite Main weapon, but are getting a bored of the Sub and Special weapons! They'll be on sale starting in Fresh Season 2025."
February 24, 2025 at 3:48 PM
DO NOT TRY TO 5 STAR INKBRUSH
February 24, 2025 at 1:24 AM
SRL Orb Department here! During today's #NintendoDirect, we revealed the Eight-Ball Attack mode, coming soon to Splatoon 3!

In this brand new Anarchy mode, your team's goal is to push a giant Eight-Ball towards the opponent's side of the map. Let's get the party rolling!
January 7, 2025 at 4:19 PM
January 5, 2025 at 4:42 PM
January 2, 2025 at 5:30 PM
The North Americrn branch of the SRL wishes everyone a Splatty 2025! Deep Cut has also prepared a video, so please take a look:
January 1, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Tune in tomorrow, 1/1, for the first look at the successor to the #NintendoSwitch!
December 31, 2024 at 8:54 PM
Where did the squids go
December 5, 2024 at 9:38 AM
Where do you stand on the Nintendo Switch Pro Controller: Splatoon 3 Edition?
December 3, 2024 at 12:35 AM
Oh, and don't forget to claim your Frostyfest 2024 gear, now available on the Nintendo Switch News applet!
December 2, 2024 at 2:05 PM
SRL Jolly Department here, to announce a new Splatfest!

Get ready for Frostyfest 2024, featuring a merry theme: what gift would you like for the holidays? More weapons from Sheldon, Construction on Stages, or access to a classic stage?

Battle it out for your pick when Frostyfest starts on 12/27!
December 2, 2024 at 2:05 PM
Snapper Canal ducks

That's it, that's the post
December 2, 2024 at 10:01 AM
BREAKING: Donald Trump appoints Commander Tartar as Head of Department of Culture
November 16, 2024 at 2:50 PM
Guys, I found this weird looking Sunken Scroll. What does it mean?
October 2, 2024 at 11:48 AM
SRL Ballistics here again! Whew, it sure has been a while.
Sheldon contacted us, asking if we could show off his new stock of weapons that he'll be preparing while the Grand Festival is going on. Visit Ammo Knights from 9/16 (Mon.) to obtain these fresh new Sheldon's Picks!
September 4, 2024 at 2:33 PM
To update your pronouns, head to the Lobby Terminal, and find the option that says "Change Pronouns"! Personally, I like picking out whatever suits me best for the day, just like I pick out a different shade of off-white for my lab coat every day!
October 19, 2023 at 1:20 PM