Splatoon North America
@nintendoamericr.bsky.social
The only real Squid Research Parody Account, now on Bluesky!
Account owner uses she/her
Account owner uses she/her
I've been DM'd by a private source who says Splatoon Raiders will utilize advanced audio techniques to create the illusion of musical instruments.
This will be done by creating multiple air vibrations, known as "sound waves", in rapid succession.
What do you think, could my source be correct?
This will be done by creating multiple air vibrations, known as "sound waves", in rapid succession.
What do you think, could my source be correct?
August 5, 2025 at 7:19 PM
I've been DM'd by a private source who says Splatoon Raiders will utilize advanced audio techniques to create the illusion of musical instruments.
This will be done by creating multiple air vibrations, known as "sound waves", in rapid succession.
What do you think, could my source be correct?
This will be done by creating multiple air vibrations, known as "sound waves", in rapid succession.
What do you think, could my source be correct?
The elites don’t want you to know this but the smallfry at the spawning grounds are free you can take them home I have 458 smallfry
July 17, 2025 at 8:15 AM
The elites don’t want you to know this but the smallfry at the spawning grounds are free you can take them home I have 458 smallfry
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July 12, 2025 at 2:03 PM
SRL here, reporting live from Sheldon's Armory!
First, a word from Sheldon:
"After the great success of the Splatlands collection, I just had to bring back my famous Sheldon's Picks! How could I not?"
...Wow, we've been given a sneak peak at a new set of weapons coming to #Splatoon3 on July 24th!
First, a word from Sheldon:
"After the great success of the Splatlands collection, I just had to bring back my famous Sheldon's Picks! How could I not?"
...Wow, we've been given a sneak peak at a new set of weapons coming to #Splatoon3 on July 24th!
July 11, 2025 at 12:11 AM
SRL here, reporting live from Sheldon's Armory!
First, a word from Sheldon:
"After the great success of the Splatlands collection, I just had to bring back my famous Sheldon's Picks! How could I not?"
...Wow, we've been given a sneak peak at a new set of weapons coming to #Splatoon3 on July 24th!
First, a word from Sheldon:
"After the great success of the Splatlands collection, I just had to bring back my famous Sheldon's Picks! How could I not?"
...Wow, we've been given a sneak peak at a new set of weapons coming to #Splatoon3 on July 24th!
SRL here! We fired the twitter intern.
July 10, 2025 at 11:12 PM
SRL here! We fired the twitter intern.
you guys are never gonna believe what I just found out...
April 24, 2025 at 10:32 AM
you guys are never gonna believe what I just found out...
Steel and Eel! 🤣
Stinger Jockey! 🤣
First we Salmon, then we Run! Let's Salmon Run! 🤣
As a child, I yearned for the Golden Eggs 🤣
Slopsuit armor... full set! 🤣
Stinger Jockey! 🤣
First we Salmon, then we Run! Let's Salmon Run! 🤣
As a child, I yearned for the Golden Eggs 🤣
Slopsuit armor... full set! 🤣
April 16, 2025 at 7:17 AM
Steel and Eel! 🤣
Stinger Jockey! 🤣
First we Salmon, then we Run! Let's Salmon Run! 🤣
As a child, I yearned for the Golden Eggs 🤣
Slopsuit armor... full set! 🤣
Stinger Jockey! 🤣
First we Salmon, then we Run! Let's Salmon Run! 🤣
As a child, I yearned for the Golden Eggs 🤣
Slopsuit armor... full set! 🤣
Reposted by Splatoon North America
my hungry ass could NOT be a squid researcher
March 16, 2025 at 6:11 PM
my hungry ass could NOT be a squid researcher
couldn’t even charge special to this, I popped trizooka immediately!!! Clean up on aisle TREE 😂😂😂
March 3, 2025 at 3:59 PM
couldn’t even charge special to this, I popped trizooka immediately!!! Clean up on aisle TREE 😂😂😂
I'm tired of Splatoon Three... I'm becoming a Splatoon Tree account
March 3, 2025 at 10:54 AM
I'm tired of Splatoon Three... I'm becoming a Splatoon Tree account
Big News, Trainers! ZAtoon 3 will release on 02-29-2025, exclusively on Nintendo Switch 2!
February 27, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Big News, Trainers! ZAtoon 3 will release on 02-29-2025, exclusively on Nintendo Switch 2!
Reposted by Splatoon North America
SRL here, with a message from Sheldon!
"I've been hard at work giving familiar weapons a fresh coat of paint! These weapons are for the fans who can't get enough of their favorite Main weapon, but are getting a bored of the Sub and Special weapons! They'll be on sale starting in Fresh Season 2025."
"I've been hard at work giving familiar weapons a fresh coat of paint! These weapons are for the fans who can't get enough of their favorite Main weapon, but are getting a bored of the Sub and Special weapons! They'll be on sale starting in Fresh Season 2025."
February 24, 2025 at 3:48 PM
SRL here, with a message from Sheldon!
"I've been hard at work giving familiar weapons a fresh coat of paint! These weapons are for the fans who can't get enough of their favorite Main weapon, but are getting a bored of the Sub and Special weapons! They'll be on sale starting in Fresh Season 2025."
"I've been hard at work giving familiar weapons a fresh coat of paint! These weapons are for the fans who can't get enough of their favorite Main weapon, but are getting a bored of the Sub and Special weapons! They'll be on sale starting in Fresh Season 2025."
I can't believe Splatoon 3 released almost 6 years ago
February 24, 2025 at 10:50 AM
I can't believe Splatoon 3 released almost 6 years ago
DO NOT TRY TO 5 STAR INKBRUSH
February 24, 2025 at 1:24 AM
DO NOT TRY TO 5 STAR INKBRUSH
Just got the call. fired. I was the DEI coordinator at the SRL. my job was to trans the squids and set up interactions between pearl and marina. i stole a syringe with weird fuzzy ooze from the lab vault but that's not important.
January 24, 2025 at 10:45 AM
Just got the call. fired. I was the DEI coordinator at the SRL. my job was to trans the squids and set up interactions between pearl and marina. i stole a syringe with weird fuzzy ooze from the lab vault but that's not important.
SRL Orb Department here! During today's #NintendoDirect, we revealed the Eight-Ball Attack mode, coming soon to Splatoon 3!
In this brand new Anarchy mode, your team's goal is to push a giant Eight-Ball towards the opponent's side of the map. Let's get the party rolling!
In this brand new Anarchy mode, your team's goal is to push a giant Eight-Ball towards the opponent's side of the map. Let's get the party rolling!
January 7, 2025 at 4:19 PM
SRL Orb Department here! During today's #NintendoDirect, we revealed the Eight-Ball Attack mode, coming soon to Splatoon 3!
In this brand new Anarchy mode, your team's goal is to push a giant Eight-Ball towards the opponent's side of the map. Let's get the party rolling!
In this brand new Anarchy mode, your team's goal is to push a giant Eight-Ball towards the opponent's side of the map. Let's get the party rolling!
The North Americrn branch of the SRL wishes everyone a Splatty 2025! Deep Cut has also prepared a video, so please take a look:
January 1, 2025 at 1:37 AM
The North Americrn branch of the SRL wishes everyone a Splatty 2025! Deep Cut has also prepared a video, so please take a look:
Tune in tomorrow, 1/1, for the first look at the successor to the #NintendoSwitch!
December 31, 2024 at 8:54 PM
Tune in tomorrow, 1/1, for the first look at the successor to the #NintendoSwitch!