MY SHAYLA

and suddenly, i am the hottest person alive and none of you can convince me otherwise

i am so serious about learning korean this year, do not play with me

if i was a dr and prescribed a woman with an antibiotic i would go ahead and prescribe a probiotic to save them the trouble

i will only refer to this app as blueski and that is my god given right

boys im kinda obsessed with the cabaret soundtrack

I hope you have a nice night.
I also hope owls appear carrying boxes of wine and ice cream bars, and you invite them in to hang out in your rumpus room while the stars break the darkness with their ancient glow.

i hope to see you again someday polar seltzer winter edition. i love you more than anything.

ACAB does not include firefighters

this me me and nan btw

gassing shauna up bc she’s the smartest person i know

so that hurt my feelings 🙃

in 2025 may all of your socks have their pair, your coffee always tastes right, your fruit is ripe when you want to eat it, and every animal you want to pet welcomes you with warmth

i think 2025 is going to be the year i finally buy the barnes & noble premium membership