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Lise
@ninjavarnish.bsky.social
Scorps gotta scorp. she/her.
Sitting! I'm 40 now, standing at gigs is for dem youngin's
December 4, 2025 at 12:35 PM
Always ready to take a good excuse to watch the Addams Family! I'll come back to you should I find out! It's giving me late 80s/early 90s movie sword fight/tango vibes!
December 3, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Hahahahaha yesssss! I was convinced I knew it from the Addams Family, but apparently not, so now I'm in my own hole trying to figure out what movie I know it from!
December 3, 2025 at 12:21 AM
I believe it's Brahms - Hungarian Dance No. 5!
December 3, 2025 at 12:08 AM
I would kill and die for Smudge.
December 2, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Even she's not sure if she's doing it because she's proud or because one day she might have to document his behaviour for the authorities.
December 1, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Moms begging him every day at 4pm to just give broccoli one more go. He might like it if he puts enough bougie cheese on it.
December 1, 2025 at 10:58 PM
I'd ask where he gets the money to eat like this every day, but I fear the answer is somehow crypto related.
December 1, 2025 at 10:53 PM
I'm jonesin' for a sleepover already!
November 20, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Happy Birthday! 🥳🎉🎂
November 15, 2025 at 2:56 PM