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Scorps gotta scorp. she/her.
She's up... she needs ornaments which I'll get around to after work tomorrow... but those lights? Perfection.
December 1, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Uh, yeah, I sure HOPE it does.
November 23, 2025 at 6:09 PM
It's like a Bob Ross painting out here
November 18, 2025 at 10:53 AM
It's not a bad view for lunch, lads.
November 18, 2025 at 9:49 AM
Today I shall be working amongst a mass of pink confetti and birthday banners courtesy of the office girls 🥹
November 13, 2025 at 9:54 AM
Bailey, the salon dog, was waiting for me when I arrived for my hair cut today. I love her.
November 8, 2025 at 11:19 AM
Reading Dracula for the first time since I was about 14. Poor Lucy's having all her blood sucked out of her and her shit bag doctor is like, "IDK, she's probably depressed."
November 6, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Took the Goblins out trick-or-treating. Saw this masterpiece. Got a lemony beer because one house (with a Burnese mountain dog!!!) was giving sweets to kids and cans to adults. Excellent Halloween.
October 31, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Baby's first Detroit style pizza. Fucking HELL.
October 21, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Well, Bedtime Lovecraft just caught my attention through the usual set up waffle.
October 19, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Are you KIDDING ME? [SCREAMING]
October 16, 2025 at 9:15 PM
It's big TV Hades 2 time.
October 3, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Fellas is it gay to go in search of strange horrors with your faithful, muscular bros?
September 24, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Bedtime Lovecraft is gonna be a good one tonight.
September 19, 2025 at 10:37 PM
That's a good moon tonight, right there.
September 6, 2025 at 11:12 PM
A friend gave me a mystery lego and sent me pictures to build it piece by piece. Had no idea what I was making until I turned the finish product over in my hands. Needless to say I love it.
August 30, 2025 at 11:50 AM
I would die for Oreo.
August 18, 2025 at 8:39 PM
For reasons I hope are plainly obvious, I have made a poor financial decision.
August 7, 2025 at 1:11 PM
The Killstar Adventure Time collab dropped... sweet fucking Jesus.
August 7, 2025 at 12:20 PM
I mean, I was GONNA, but now I have big pingu energy.
July 30, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Corner shop has bootleg Labubus. What even is that.
July 15, 2025 at 5:45 PM
July 12, 2025 at 7:43 PM
I've been banging on about wishing Lego would make an official The Thing build for years. Today I was gifted handmade dioramas that a friend has been building over some months of both The Thing and Escape from New York 🥹
July 12, 2025 at 7:43 PM
It's 'I don't need a TV licence' time of year and I swear, the form that tells them to shove their licence up their arse gets longer every year.
Finished off nicely with some scaremongering. If somebody turns up at my house I'm gonna play Large Dog Noises through the letterbox.
July 10, 2025 at 7:56 PM
One of these is the real deal. The other is a very cute knockoff. Everybody say hi to my children.
July 4, 2025 at 8:15 AM