Imagining a guy that worked his way through the military for decades to become a general getting last minute orders at the end of a fiscal quarter to fly to Quantico for a 1 hr Pete Kegsbreath speech about his ideas on making the military not gay and woke. Lol

Don't nobody love these hos but everybody loves Raymond.

In retrospect 3 to 4 mother fucking snakes on a mother fucking plane would be a nightmare.

Am I strapped? Dog, I got that Mewtwo 4080CP on me all the time.

A guy that's the right wing version of grill-pilled so any man cooking meat for him is emasculating. No restaurants, barbecues, or deli meats.

An Indian guy named Mahnoor Kamfrumdabut.

If you used Ubereats to pick and deliver your Valentines grocery store bouquet, it doesn't count. If I was the delivery driver picking it out, it double doesn't count bc I put no effort at all.

In Jason Statham voice while picking up an Ubereats delivery: The Treatsporter has 3 rules.

A dissertation on the frequency that items are moved by customers from one part of Costco to another and the tendency to leave empty shopping carts everywhere inside and outside would shine a light on some real dark shit about us.

I like to imagine a guy that becomes far right anti-woke/DEI, but it's specifically because of the Kathy Bates Matlock.

It feels like the Texans should be up by like 14, however, due to the internal contradictions inherent to late stage capitalism, they are somehow trailing.

The last neuron in my brain misfires while I'm dying: Why did Heinz make blue ketchup that one time?