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Mayor Quimby: WE WILL NOW HEAR SUGGESTIONS FOR THE DISBURSEMENT OF THE $300 MILLION. Lisa Simpson: DON'T YOU MEAN $500 MILLION? Mayor Quimby: OF COURSE. HOW SILLY OF ME.
January 28, 2026 at 5:32 PM
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Lisa Simpson: “By your logic, I could claim that this rock keeps tigers away.” Homer Simpson: “How does it work?” Lisa: “It doesn’t work. It’s just a stupid rock. But I don’t see any tigers around here. Do you?” Homer: “Lisa, I want to buy your rock.”
January 14, 2026 at 8:45 PM
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Introduce yourself with four spaceships.
The ship from “The Flight of the Navigator” hovering above a concerned crowd outside a hangar. Eagle 5 from “Spaceballs” The starship Voyager from Star Trek. The Planet Express Ship from “Futurama”.
November 25, 2025 at 3:20 AM
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Also this one (same episode)
Bart Simpson boards the school bus with his dog trailing behind, from The Simpsons episode "Bart Gets an F"
October 24, 2025 at 8:31 PM
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As with all things, the Simpsons did it! ("Bart Gets an F", Season 2, Episode 1)
Bart Simpson boarding the school bus from The Simpsons episode "Bart Gets an F"
October 24, 2025 at 8:29 PM
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I wanna see this guy!
1996 Summer Olympics mascot Izzy kicking a soccer ball
September 20, 2025 at 6:50 PM
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April 25, 2025 at 7:21 PM
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A scene from “The Simpsons”. Mayor Quimby yelling a Fat Tony, saying, “MILKING RATS! RATS? I'M OUTRAGED. YOU PROMISED ME DOG OR HIGHER.”
April 24, 2025 at 7:44 PM
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April 12, 2025 at 6:20 PM
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April 1, 2025 at 4:25 AM
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Hmmm, looks familiar... 😂
Winston Deavor from "Incredibles 2" Winston Deavor from "Incredibles 2"
March 4, 2025 at 6:50 PM
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m.xkcd.com/2501/
Person 1: SILICATE CHEMISTRY IS SECOND NATURE TO US GEOCHEMISTS, 50 IT'S EASY TO FORGET THAT THE AVERAGE PERSON PROBABLY ONLY KNOWS THE FORMULAS FOR OLIVINE AND ONE OR TWO FELDSPARS. Person 2: AND QUARTZ, OF COURSE. Person 1: OF COURSE. Caption: EVEN WHEN THEY'RE TRYING TO COMPENSATE FOR IT, EXPERTS IN ANYTHING WILDLY OVERESTIMATE THE AVERAGE PERSON'S FAMILIARITY WITH THEIR FIELD.
January 27, 2025 at 6:25 PM
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Post a picture you took (no description, but do use alt tags) to bring some zen to the timeline.
A white bird flying in front of an iceberg and a snow-covered mountain
November 18, 2024 at 2:34 AM