Bluesky "The Pull Out King" Ferreira
@ninegod.bsky.social
Nell from the movie Nell
Rediscovered Calm Like A Bomb about a year ago and my god that is a fucking song title
December 7, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Rediscovered Calm Like A Bomb about a year ago and my god that is a fucking song title
Sooooooooo fucking sick of this hair gel Gumby motherfucker. Did he hire Fetterman's social media team, how has he managed to get on so many people's radar???
December 7, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Sooooooooo fucking sick of this hair gel Gumby motherfucker. Did he hire Fetterman's social media team, how has he managed to get on so many people's radar???
Kara Swisher with the infallible social instincts yet again
December 3, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Kara Swisher with the infallible social instincts yet again
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Elevator pitch: watching a citizenship ceremony and passing a citizenship test should be a mandatory middle school field trip
December 2, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Elevator pitch: watching a citizenship ceremony and passing a citizenship test should be a mandatory middle school field trip
MKJ is the Lane Kiffin of draft analysis in that he's completely wrong year after year, yet gets tons of screentime and prominence
December 2, 2025 at 2:28 PM
MKJ is the Lane Kiffin of draft analysis in that he's completely wrong year after year, yet gets tons of screentime and prominence
I like cats, but don't normally go apeshit at how cute they are. That little gray one is the exception, that is one cute fucking cat
November 30, 2025 at 9:51 PM
I like cats, but don't normally go apeshit at how cute they are. That little gray one is the exception, that is one cute fucking cat
It's truly amazing that this joker is dedicating appreciable amounts of time to yelling at the people he follows on here. OSU fans stay deranged at all times
November 30, 2025 at 4:18 PM
It's truly amazing that this joker is dedicating appreciable amounts of time to yelling at the people he follows on here. OSU fans stay deranged at all times
"Remind you both who you belong to" might be the most chilling part of this already chilling writeup
November 30, 2025 at 3:38 PM
"Remind you both who you belong to" might be the most chilling part of this already chilling writeup
Disagree, leaving Marty on read is objectively hilarious
November 30, 2025 at 5:37 AM
Disagree, leaving Marty on read is objectively hilarious
Seattle was rough to live in a damn decade ago, and it's only gotten exponentially worse
November 29, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Seattle was rough to live in a damn decade ago, and it's only gotten exponentially worse
Wife and I bought a steak burrito last night so we could have a quick breakfast while we cook. Failing to prepare is preparing to fail
November 27, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Wife and I bought a steak burrito last night so we could have a quick breakfast while we cook. Failing to prepare is preparing to fail
I like a mix of canned and homemade (and I think homemade is better for the turkey sandwiches), but also: buying Ocean Spray benefits a farmers' co-op
November 25, 2025 at 3:40 AM
I like a mix of canned and homemade (and I think homemade is better for the turkey sandwiches), but also: buying Ocean Spray benefits a farmers' co-op
Honestly man you're thinking too much about this. These are all universal designs that look great on anyone; you just need to get the coat tailored so that it fits YOU, but that's good advice for anyone regardless of their body type
November 23, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Honestly man you're thinking too much about this. These are all universal designs that look great on anyone; you just need to get the coat tailored so that it fits YOU, but that's good advice for anyone regardless of their body type
Does this count as something you're excited to wear? Streets are wondering
November 23, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Does this count as something you're excited to wear? Streets are wondering
The key is to get that truly transcendent game which makes you stick around for a few more, which are all inevitably complete dogshit
November 22, 2025 at 12:05 AM
The key is to get that truly transcendent game which makes you stick around for a few more, which are all inevitably complete dogshit
Looking her up and she's married to Jimmy Pitaro which seems supremely ominous
November 21, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Looking her up and she's married to Jimmy Pitaro which seems supremely ominous
When did Kohler start making teeth
November 21, 2025 at 5:13 PM
When did Kohler start making teeth
The rule about never trusting a dude with a bloatee stays undefeated
November 17, 2025 at 12:32 AM
The rule about never trusting a dude with a bloatee stays undefeated