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ninedragons99.bsky.social
Andrea (I have friends everywhere)
@ninedragons99.bsky.social
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Small, loud, angry German. Book lover. Gamer. Geek. Maker of things. Occasional Hobbit. Team Bear.
Ex Manchester, now Berlin. (She / her)
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When you see this, post an image from your gallery to describe your mental health.
Cartoon cat hanging on by its claws. Caption: hang in there!
November 27, 2025 at 4:18 PM
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You’ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who’s coming to save you?

I'm fine. They just follow the evidence.
The cast of CSI.
November 25, 2025 at 3:02 PM
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Introduce yourself with four spaceships.
Serenity from Firefly Normandy from Mass Effect Millennium Falcon from Star Wars Enterprise D from Star Trek
November 25, 2025 at 2:27 PM
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Deutsche Bahn. So vorhersehbar.
"Connection no longer available. Please find an alternative. "
November 22, 2025 at 9:52 AM
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A TV show I've watched beginning to end on multiple occasions.
cast of Deep Space Nine
November 19, 2025 at 2:52 PM
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Currywurst. Food of the gods.
November 18, 2025 at 6:35 PM
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There's an email making the rounds, with speculation that 'Bubba' is Clinton.
November 16, 2025 at 11:30 AM
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I just dug out (not literally) this beauty, which you might find vaguely familiar.
November 14, 2025 at 3:49 PM
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Best mug!
(design by @katieabey.bsky.social )
Large mug with various cartoon monsters and the words The Monster Mug of Motivation.
November 14, 2025 at 2:44 PM
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Die CDU hat endlich eine Lösung für das Rentenproblem gefunden.

(Erklärung im alt-text)
Bild aus dem Film 'Midsommar'. Ein Mann steht mit einem großen Holzhammer und blickt nach oben. Nicht im Bild: da oben auf der Klippe stehen zwei 'zu alt' gewordene Mitbürger, die gleich ihrem Leben sozialverträglich ein Ende bereiten indem sie in die Tiefe springen. Der Mann mit dem Holzhammer steht da um sie zu erlösen, falls der Sturz nicht tödlich war.
November 14, 2025 at 7:55 AM
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repost with an iconic fictional band
Bill & Ted aka the Wyld Stallyns
November 12, 2025 at 9:18 AM
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Hoppy Bird Day!
picture of a jumping bird
November 10, 2025 at 4:01 PM
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Orange is a good colour for soup, particularly in November.
Ingredients prepared for cooking: chopped onion, carrots and ginger, coconut milk and curry paste. A blue bowl filled with orange carrot soup, next to it is a spoon.
November 8, 2025 at 10:59 AM
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#Pflockempfehlung
Toxischer Troll.
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November 7, 2025 at 10:16 AM
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No sheep were harmed in the making of this shepherd's pie.
a small dish with shepherd's pie, topped with some molten cheddar, next to the dish is a spoon
November 2, 2025 at 1:45 PM
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"In zoology, science licks you!"
Can You Lick The Science? Chemistry: NO!! DO NOT!!! Geology: Sometimes needed, sometimes dangerous. Psychology: best not. Zoology: In zoology, science licks you. Anthropology: Maybe ask first. Herpetology: bad plan bad plan BAD PLAN Sociology: Yes, if you have time and dedication and a willingness to piss a lot of people off. Botany: You might hallucinate or die, OR it might be delicious Computer Science: the tingle of electricity on your tongue is how you know it’s working Epidemiology: FOR THE SAKE OF THE WORLD PLEASE DO NOT Linguistics: Despite the name, please probably don’t. Engineering: Maybe, but it’ll probably taste like spreadsheets Neuroscience: that is someone’s brain. no. do not Astrophysics : Could taste like space or rocket fuel….best not Quantum Physics : You can lick it while not licking it at the same time Software Engineering: Nothing else has made the code work, so you might as well try
November 1, 2025 at 9:12 PM
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IKEA advertisement showing a guillotine, assembled and in parts.
November 1, 2025 at 3:50 PM
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Wann genau ist denn dieses "früher"?
Als ich Kind war, konnte ich noch allein zur Schule laufen und auf der Straße spielen, aber da gab es auch nur halb so viele Autos wie heute.
Grafik über die konstante Zunahme an Autos seit 1960.
November 1, 2025 at 2:04 PM
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They're loud! They're rude! They are invading the Shire!
Better keep an eye on them!
Tonight only!
#LOTRO #LOTROfamily
Mount Gram Jam – A Golfimbuls Gig Come for the music, stay 'cos we've barred the exits! 🗓️ Date: Saturday 1st November, 2025 🕢 Time: 20:30 GMT 📍 Location: Scary (The Shire) [27.9S, 66.4W], Meriadoc Server Oi, you lot! Mount Gram is emptyin', and the Golfimbuls are stompin' into town. We're bringin' chaos, we're bringin' clatter, and we're bringin' a racket so loud even Bullroarer Took'll be rollin' in his grave. Don't miss this goblin band in concert. One night only. Come for the music, stay 'cos we've barred the exits!
November 1, 2025 at 12:33 PM
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Doctor Who already knew this in 1977.
A picture of the Fourth Doctor (Tom Baker) with the quote "The very powerful and the very stupid have one thing in common. Instead of altering their views to fit the facts, they alter the facts to fit their views...which can be very uncomfortable if you happen to be one of the facts that needs altering."
October 29, 2025 at 8:16 AM
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Happy Birthday!
an unimpressed looking cartoon crocodile is holding a balloon caption: well done for being born many years ago
October 27, 2025 at 10:27 AM
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Ron Cobb, 1968
A cartoon with two National Police officers looking very much like Nazis in a street where roads are closed and police is on the streets with machine guns. Caption reads "well, so much for crime in the streets"
October 27, 2025 at 8:41 AM
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I think this fits here.
October 25, 2025 at 7:11 PM
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cartoon of two people in front of a painting depicting hell with the caption "If you need the treat of hell to be a good person, then you're just a bad person on a leash."
October 24, 2025 at 1:28 PM
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Makes me think of this.
October 21, 2025 at 5:43 PM