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Robert Bork's America is a land in which women would be forced into back-alley abortions, blacks would sit at segregated lunch counters, rogue police could break down citizens' doors in midnight raids,
May 17, 2025 at 10:40 AM
Robert Bork's America is a land in which women would be forced into back-alley abortions, blacks would sit at segregated lunch counters, rogue police could break down citizens' doors in midnight raids,
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It’s only a bribe if it’s a Democrat receiving it. Hey I don’t make the style guide.
May 11, 2025 at 4:59 PM
It’s only a bribe if it’s a Democrat receiving it. Hey I don’t make the style guide.
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Someone tell the NY Times that Hillary is accepting a plane from Qatar. Then maybe they’ll stop being pussies and start covering it for the corruption that it is.
May 11, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Someone tell the NY Times that Hillary is accepting a plane from Qatar. Then maybe they’ll stop being pussies and start covering it for the corruption that it is.
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The GOP wanted to impeach Biden for a fake $5M bribe from Ukraine that was made up by a guy sitting in prison for lying about it, but they’re cool with a $400M plane from Qatar. Do I have that right?
May 11, 2025 at 5:14 PM
The GOP wanted to impeach Biden for a fake $5M bribe from Ukraine that was made up by a guy sitting in prison for lying about it, but they’re cool with a $400M plane from Qatar. Do I have that right?
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Among the appalling 'compliance in advance' is the business community pretending it's normal for economic policy to be a game show with sudden arbitrary twists. Will he or won't he? So exciting! Very savvy, definitely not a demented old man getting revenge on everyone by toying with livelihoods.
LOL -- White House econ adviser Kevin Hassett admits on Fox News Sunday that on tariffs "I can't give you any forward-looking guidance on what's gonna happen this week. The president has got a heck of a lot of analysis before him, and he's gonna make the right choice I'm sure."
March 30, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Among the appalling 'compliance in advance' is the business community pretending it's normal for economic policy to be a game show with sudden arbitrary twists. Will he or won't he? So exciting! Very savvy, definitely not a demented old man getting revenge on everyone by toying with livelihoods.
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Russia failed to take Kyiv.
Unfortunately it succeeded in taking Washington.
Unfortunately it succeeded in taking Washington.
March 5, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Russia failed to take Kyiv.
Unfortunately it succeeded in taking Washington.
Unfortunately it succeeded in taking Washington.
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If you want to eat the most expensive eggs you’ve ever had in your life, you should have backyard chickens.
Don’t get me wrong, I love them and have raised them, but they are an expensive hobby.
Don’t get me wrong, I love them and have raised them, but they are an expensive hobby.
March 4, 2025 at 4:15 PM
If you want to eat the most expensive eggs you’ve ever had in your life, you should have backyard chickens.
Don’t get me wrong, I love them and have raised them, but they are an expensive hobby.
Don’t get me wrong, I love them and have raised them, but they are an expensive hobby.
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Ukraine Flatly Rejects Trump’s Offer to Trade Eric for its Rare Earth Metals
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February 16, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Ukraine Flatly Rejects Trump’s Offer to Trade Eric for its Rare Earth Metals
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somewhere right now, the CEO of Spirit Halloween is desperately trying to find out if anyone can make a banner the size of the entire US mainland
February 12, 2025 at 11:41 PM
somewhere right now, the CEO of Spirit Halloween is desperately trying to find out if anyone can make a banner the size of the entire US mainland
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Just saw a farmer say, "you don't have to admit you were wrong, you have to admit you were lied to, " and idk that seems like a good framing to call people in
February 9, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Just saw a farmer say, "you don't have to admit you were wrong, you have to admit you were lied to, " and idk that seems like a good framing to call people in
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The only way to save yourself is to name the person who is harming you and then join us against him…
February 9, 2025 at 7:59 PM
The only way to save yourself is to name the person who is harming you and then join us against him…
If you have an ax murderer running loose in your community, the emphasis has to be on getting rid of the ax murderer. Not why didn't the city council codify something about ax murderers. Not that the local sheriff is overweight and homely. Not something about plumbers, no, it's the ax murderer.
February 9, 2025 at 7:11 PM
If you have an ax murderer running loose in your community, the emphasis has to be on getting rid of the ax murderer. Not why didn't the city council codify something about ax murderers. Not that the local sheriff is overweight and homely. Not something about plumbers, no, it's the ax murderer.
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Putin is full out celebrating our idiocy.
February 3, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Putin is full out celebrating our idiocy.
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do you have any idea just how badly you have to fuck up to get Canada mad at you
February 2, 2025 at 3:21 AM
do you have any idea just how badly you have to fuck up to get Canada mad at you
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America is rapidly turning into a meth lab fever dream.
January 24, 2025 at 11:26 PM
America is rapidly turning into a meth lab fever dream.
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Food for thought.
January 18, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Food for thought.
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"When Mexico sends its people, they're sending their best. They're sending firefighters to help solve American problems. They're bringing fire fighting uniforms. They're bringing fire fighting equipment. They're bringing kittens down from trees. And all, I assume, are good people."
January 11, 2025 at 9:54 PM
"When Mexico sends its people, they're sending their best. They're sending firefighters to help solve American problems. They're bringing fire fighting uniforms. They're bringing fire fighting equipment. They're bringing kittens down from trees. And all, I assume, are good people."
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what are we doing here, people
January 12, 2025 at 4:56 AM
what are we doing here, people
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Mike Luckovich gets it right as he always does
January 9, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Mike Luckovich gets it right as he always does
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🤯 Damascus, Syria tonight.
2025 will be the first year free of Assad tyranny since 1971 — more than half a century.
2025 will be the first year free of Assad tyranny since 1971 — more than half a century.
December 31, 2024 at 11:25 PM
🤯 Damascus, Syria tonight.
2025 will be the first year free of Assad tyranny since 1971 — more than half a century.
2025 will be the first year free of Assad tyranny since 1971 — more than half a century.