Nine Of Swords
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Maybe she's born with it; maybe it's ADHD.
I tried my hand at copycat Crazy Bread this evening. On the up side, even though it was way puffier than store bought it was delicious.
On the downside I now have a minor tummy ache.
BUT DELICIOUS.
On the downside I now have a minor tummy ache.
BUT DELICIOUS.
March 28, 2025 at 5:22 AM
I tried my hand at copycat Crazy Bread this evening. On the up side, even though it was way puffier than store bought it was delicious.
On the downside I now have a minor tummy ache.
BUT DELICIOUS.
On the downside I now have a minor tummy ache.
BUT DELICIOUS.
Fun fact: my grandma introduced me to the show mXc. I came home from work and she was watching it in bed. "Look at these crazy people!" she exclaimed. I sat next to her trying not to DIE laughing from the dubbing.
March 23, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Fun fact: my grandma introduced me to the show mXc. I came home from work and she was watching it in bed. "Look at these crazy people!" she exclaimed. I sat next to her trying not to DIE laughing from the dubbing.
No, I didn't have another clumsy moment with the blender. I was playing with the cat. Can you pass me the Bactine spray?
March 22, 2025 at 5:03 PM
No, I didn't have another clumsy moment with the blender. I was playing with the cat. Can you pass me the Bactine spray?
Quick! In your images, where are you mentally?
March 22, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Quick! In your images, where are you mentally?
Grandma crossed the finish line this afternoon. She'll be in the Winner's Lounge with grandpa and Schatzie.
So... what did she mean by 3 weeks? We shall see.
So... what did she mean by 3 weeks? We shall see.
March 19, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Grandma crossed the finish line this afternoon. She'll be in the Winner's Lounge with grandpa and Schatzie.
So... what did she mean by 3 weeks? We shall see.
So... what did she mean by 3 weeks? We shall see.
Dreamed about grandma last night. She told me "3 weeks." Unsure of what it means, but I'm sure when that time arrives there will be much slapping of fivehed and "duh!"
March 19, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Dreamed about grandma last night. She told me "3 weeks." Unsure of what it means, but I'm sure when that time arrives there will be much slapping of fivehed and "duh!"
My grandma entered Hospice care today, and it feels so wrong to be here at work, pricing things and acting like I'm not about to lose my job AND the person who raised me in the space of a few months.
March 17, 2025 at 8:43 PM
My grandma entered Hospice care today, and it feels so wrong to be here at work, pricing things and acting like I'm not about to lose my job AND the person who raised me in the space of a few months.
IT'S THE FIRST 70°+ DAY IN MICHIGAN AND IT FEELS AMAZING! Ran my errands, opened my windows... bliss!
March 14, 2025 at 7:09 PM
IT'S THE FIRST 70°+ DAY IN MICHIGAN AND IT FEELS AMAZING! Ran my errands, opened my windows... bliss!
🎵Cramp town ladies sing this song,
Ouchie, ouchie,
My menstrual cycle's way too long,
Pain won't go away...
Cannot sleep at night,
Take Midol all day,
Eating chocolate on the couch,
Butthole cramps don't slay🎵
Ouchie, ouchie,
My menstrual cycle's way too long,
Pain won't go away...
Cannot sleep at night,
Take Midol all day,
Eating chocolate on the couch,
Butthole cramps don't slay🎵
March 13, 2025 at 2:55 PM
🎵Cramp town ladies sing this song,
Ouchie, ouchie,
My menstrual cycle's way too long,
Pain won't go away...
Cannot sleep at night,
Take Midol all day,
Eating chocolate on the couch,
Butthole cramps don't slay🎵
Ouchie, ouchie,
My menstrual cycle's way too long,
Pain won't go away...
Cannot sleep at night,
Take Midol all day,
Eating chocolate on the couch,
Butthole cramps don't slay🎵
Proof my seester loves me? She found an "eighty" to go with the "eight" and "royale" I saved from my first car.
I'm such a heaux for nostalgia.
I'm such a heaux for nostalgia.
March 13, 2025 at 6:08 AM
Proof my seester loves me? She found an "eighty" to go with the "eight" and "royale" I saved from my first car.
I'm such a heaux for nostalgia.
I'm such a heaux for nostalgia.
Frens... I have fallen victim to my own hubris. 151 rows into a hood for this tunisian crocheted coat, and I realized I started making cricital errors at row 77.
a cartoon dog is crying with tears running down its face
Alt: Jake the Dog from Adventure Time is crying in bed with tears running down his face
media.tenor.com
March 8, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Frens... I have fallen victim to my own hubris. 151 rows into a hood for this tunisian crocheted coat, and I realized I started making cricital errors at row 77.
Ok frens, do I take my pristine copy of Cassiel's Servant, or my hella bedraggled, dogeared, held together with Gorilla Tape copy of Kushiel's Dart? :3
Hey, my friends! Booksigning alert! Michiganders and intrepid road trippers, hope to see you in Grand Rapids on Saturday, April 5th! stores.barnesandnoble.com/event/978006...
stores.barnesandnoble.com
March 7, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Ok frens, do I take my pristine copy of Cassiel's Servant, or my hella bedraggled, dogeared, held together with Gorilla Tape copy of Kushiel's Dart? :3
Bought grandma an OttLite touch lamp. It died. Bought her a replacement. It too died. Was going to rewire the 1st one to a toggle switch and give her that one, but...
My baby sister has a savant like gift for electronics and resurrected the 2nd one.
TEACH ME YOUR WAYS, HOMIE.
My baby sister has a savant like gift for electronics and resurrected the 2nd one.
TEACH ME YOUR WAYS, HOMIE.
March 7, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Bought grandma an OttLite touch lamp. It died. Bought her a replacement. It too died. Was going to rewire the 1st one to a toggle switch and give her that one, but...
My baby sister has a savant like gift for electronics and resurrected the 2nd one.
TEACH ME YOUR WAYS, HOMIE.
My baby sister has a savant like gift for electronics and resurrected the 2nd one.
TEACH ME YOUR WAYS, HOMIE.
About to get my peepers checked. My current glasses are pretty banged up, looking forward to new lenses.
So. Riddle me this. Why do I have to have yearly exams, and insurance will pay for lenses, but only covers frames every 2 years? Can't wear one w/o the other...
So. Riddle me this. Why do I have to have yearly exams, and insurance will pay for lenses, but only covers frames every 2 years? Can't wear one w/o the other...
March 4, 2025 at 3:26 PM
About to get my peepers checked. My current glasses are pretty banged up, looking forward to new lenses.
So. Riddle me this. Why do I have to have yearly exams, and insurance will pay for lenses, but only covers frames every 2 years? Can't wear one w/o the other...
So. Riddle me this. Why do I have to have yearly exams, and insurance will pay for lenses, but only covers frames every 2 years? Can't wear one w/o the other...
Listen, don't side-eye me that I refer to the bathroom as the Stink Chamber. Blame the cat. No, really.
Cat: *scratch at door*
Me: you sure? This is the Bog of Eternal Stench. A Stink Chamber if you will.
Cat: *insistent yowling*
Me: FINE.
Cat: *scratch at door*
Me: you sure? This is the Bog of Eternal Stench. A Stink Chamber if you will.
Cat: *insistent yowling*
Me: FINE.
March 1, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Listen, don't side-eye me that I refer to the bathroom as the Stink Chamber. Blame the cat. No, really.
Cat: *scratch at door*
Me: you sure? This is the Bog of Eternal Stench. A Stink Chamber if you will.
Cat: *insistent yowling*
Me: FINE.
Cat: *scratch at door*
Me: you sure? This is the Bog of Eternal Stench. A Stink Chamber if you will.
Cat: *insistent yowling*
Me: FINE.
Economic blackout who?
I've literally been cutting fabric since I got here 4 hours ago. People are spending with wild and reckless abandon.
*sigh*
I've literally been cutting fabric since I got here 4 hours ago. People are spending with wild and reckless abandon.
*sigh*
February 28, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Economic blackout who?
I've literally been cutting fabric since I got here 4 hours ago. People are spending with wild and reckless abandon.
*sigh*
I've literally been cutting fabric since I got here 4 hours ago. People are spending with wild and reckless abandon.
*sigh*
Damn stress nightmares! I dreamed that I woke up with tiny picture hanging nails stuck in my skin, the roof gave way over my bed and dumped gallons of rainwater inside, I desperately wanted to call my husband but I didn't want to be a bother, and why was Iggy Pop on the roofing crew?!
February 25, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Damn stress nightmares! I dreamed that I woke up with tiny picture hanging nails stuck in my skin, the roof gave way over my bed and dumped gallons of rainwater inside, I desperately wanted to call my husband but I didn't want to be a bother, and why was Iggy Pop on the roofing crew?!
Elon wants to know what I do in a day?
-kick ass
-take names
-chew nails
-spit tacks
-Shit thunder and piss excellence
-kick ass
-take names
-chew nails
-spit tacks
-Shit thunder and piss excellence
February 23, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Elon wants to know what I do in a day?
-kick ass
-take names
-chew nails
-spit tacks
-Shit thunder and piss excellence
-kick ass
-take names
-chew nails
-spit tacks
-Shit thunder and piss excellence
Restaurants, I beg of you. Half portions! Not just for kids and seniors! Some of us have small appetites and know the leftovers will just rot in the fridge.
I love my local Mexican place but damn, I cannot consume that much in one sitting.
I love my local Mexican place but damn, I cannot consume that much in one sitting.
February 23, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Restaurants, I beg of you. Half portions! Not just for kids and seniors! Some of us have small appetites and know the leftovers will just rot in the fridge.
I love my local Mexican place but damn, I cannot consume that much in one sitting.
I love my local Mexican place but damn, I cannot consume that much in one sitting.
What is it about liquidation sales that turn people into the worst version of themselves?
No, you can't cut your own measurables.
No, we can't price match.
No, I don't know when I'll be unemployed.
No, we don't control the sales.
No, the c suite doesn't care they're destroying a resource.
No, you can't cut your own measurables.
No, we can't price match.
No, I don't know when I'll be unemployed.
No, we don't control the sales.
No, the c suite doesn't care they're destroying a resource.
February 20, 2025 at 10:18 PM
What is it about liquidation sales that turn people into the worst version of themselves?
No, you can't cut your own measurables.
No, we can't price match.
No, I don't know when I'll be unemployed.
No, we don't control the sales.
No, the c suite doesn't care they're destroying a resource.
No, you can't cut your own measurables.
No, we can't price match.
No, I don't know when I'll be unemployed.
No, we don't control the sales.
No, the c suite doesn't care they're destroying a resource.
Nothing like taking a full overstock box of Caron One Pound yarn to the face...
Ow.
Ow.
February 18, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Nothing like taking a full overstock box of Caron One Pound yarn to the face...
Ow.
Ow.
Further appeasing the mental health gods by putting a helix and forward helix in my left ear. Pretty soon I'll be able to whistle when I run. :3
February 15, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Further appeasing the mental health gods by putting a helix and forward helix in my left ear. Pretty soon I'll be able to whistle when I run. :3
5 things in my bag:
Journal
Aux cord
Giant tube of O'Keefe's
3 lip balms
A reusable bag that folds up in on itself
Journal
Aux cord
Giant tube of O'Keefe's
3 lip balms
A reusable bag that folds up in on itself
5 things in your bag at any given moment:
1: lip balm
2: bag o' pens
3: glasses cleaning cloth
4: protection charm
5: journal
1: lip balm
2: bag o' pens
3: glasses cleaning cloth
4: protection charm
5: journal
5 things in your bag at any given moment:
1. Epi pens
2. Lighter
3. Random colored lipstick
4. Knife
5. Aldi quarters
1. Epi pens
2. Lighter
3. Random colored lipstick
4. Knife
5. Aldi quarters
February 15, 2025 at 6:00 PM
5 things in my bag:
Journal
Aux cord
Giant tube of O'Keefe's
3 lip balms
A reusable bag that folds up in on itself
Journal
Aux cord
Giant tube of O'Keefe's
3 lip balms
A reusable bag that folds up in on itself