I will always have so much respect for Woz

It was never intended for the D-pad and the analogue stick to be used at the same time. It was essentially designed with a 2D mode (using the left and right grips), and a 3D mode (using the middle and right grips). Which is why the Z button came about, to act as a stand-in for the L button.

Bold on his hands? Bollocks, he's never done laundry in his life.

Update: I cannot get out of my street.

Sounds good, let's do that.

Santa Claus The Movie! I love that one and hardly anyone talks about it!

Totally agreed. Also, firework displays should be a minimum of 5 miles away from any house.

Oh no, the magic smoke escaped!

Just say you're training for the Olympics

Why are the properties unaffordable, Fran? Is it because a bunch of them have been bought up as rental properties, thus reducing the supply in the face of demand, driving up prices?

You're a bit fucking thick, aren't you? Do you find people talk slower to you than they do to others?

You can taste the AI-ness

Defending paedophiles is it?

Destroy them.

He loves using "National security" as a shield, doesn't he?

I just hope one day they find out that those 2nd amendment rights apply to other people too, and what goes around comes around.

But but Cheeto!

There is nothing more off-putting than forced smiles.