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Mr Nimmo
@nimmo1492.bsky.social
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Star Trek fan, He/him, Yucker of Yums
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Sounds like the writer wants to sleep with Lonsdale.
No one emerged from the beautiful brick mansion, least of all Lonsdale. A youthful, restless 43, Lonsdale doesn’t look like the typical tech billionaire. Unlike some of his friends, he dresses conservatively in understated but expensive VC casual and is impeccably groomed—his reddish hair neatly swept back from his boyish face and his beard closely cropped. He possesses a clear, blue-eyed gaze that gets focused when he is engaged and tends to roam when he’s impatient or uncomfortable. He has a slight stutter that gives him an aura of self-deprecation. But he speaks, almost always, at a velocity approaching the speed of sound.
November 1, 2025 at 7:44 AM
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Basically this, in country form:
Twitter post from birdsrightsactivist saying "I am feel uncomfortable when we are not about me?"
October 29, 2025 at 1:52 PM
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Honestly could not have even dared to dream of this kind of start to the season. #sunderland #blackcats
Premier league table showing Sunderland AFC currently in second place
October 25, 2025 at 4:01 PM
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Shit, anyone got a spare sun I can borrow?
A rare steak's internal temperature is typically between 120130 F (4954 C)
October 19, 2025 at 4:49 PM
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It's days like this that I remember the words of the late Dawn Foster.
Dawn Foster: I knew Wes when I was a student and he was the NUS president - always been a right wing lickspittle cunt
September 24, 2025 at 1:59 PM
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@sirmichael.bsky.social you have once again been found by Facebook content mills. At least they didn't hide your name.
Screenshot of an old Sir Michael Twitter post, which has been shared on Facebook by "The Banter Feed"
September 11, 2025 at 2:43 PM
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Merry Christmas everyone!
A store aisle full of Christmas stuff
September 1, 2025 at 9:32 AM
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Outstanding work by Reach PLC in making their one and only business function completely unusable.
August 29, 2025 at 8:43 PM
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STOP THE COUNT!!!
1. Sunderland 2. Tottenham Hotspur 3. Liverpool 4. Brighton and Hove Albion 5. Aston Villa 6. Newcastle United
August 16, 2025 at 3:52 PM
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Alrighty then.
This ruthless tallboy of flavoured sparkling water has a twisted plan to use natural agave and exploding bubbles to murder your thirst and recycle your soul
July 11, 2025 at 3:58 PM
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This feels like unnecessarily aggressive branding for fruit flavoured water.
A tall drinks can, with the text "Liquid Death Mango Flavoured Sparkling Water" and "Murder your thirst" written on it.
July 11, 2025 at 3:57 PM
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Just arrived in Reading and immediately found the world's most ironically named building
Thames Water - Clearwater Court
June 24, 2025 at 2:01 PM
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40 plus appreciation post. Reskeet with a pic if you're on the right side of 40.

41 in August 🎂
June 24, 2025 at 6:22 AM
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"I'm just a file clerk"
Marritza, in the Star Trek Deep Space Nine episode "Duet".
June 8, 2025 at 4:23 PM
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That's just an insane amount of bots.
In total there are 32950 users online: 2 registered, 9 hidden and 32939 guests
June 8, 2025 at 11:38 AM
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Am I doing this right?
Dr Romano from ER, labelled as "Hoshi", and a helicopter, labelled as "Kodos".
June 4, 2025 at 7:09 PM
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The perfect number of replies (now ruined by me)
May 16, 2025 at 1:28 PM
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How British am I? I'm "strongly yet politely worded email to my local MP" British.
An email to Grahame Morris MP, reading as follows: Dear Grahame, I am a constituent of yours, and until recently a staunch Labour voter. Over the past few months, however, I am questioning my support as I feel the Labour party leadership no longer represents my values. In a push to appeal to far-right Reform voters, Labour is abandoning its core values of inclusion and support for the most vulnerable in society. I feel the changes to PIP are going to be disastrous to people with disabilities, and are similar - if not worse - than the policies enacted by the Conservative party over many years, which were at the time called out by Labour as being cruel and callous, and resulted in thousands of excess deaths. Furthermore, the rhetoric regarding immigration is disgusting. It is racist and xenophobic, and beyond cruel. I am a firm believer that everyone in the world deserves safety and security, and that we as one of the richest countries in the world have a duty to help those fleeing war, persecution and poverty. While I do believe we need to do something about unsafe crossings by boat, the way to achieve this is by providing free and safe routes that are easy to access. Additionally, I am disgusted by how the Party and especially Wes Streeting MP are treating transgender people. Once again, this is pandering to the far-right and the gutter press, and sucking up to the likes of JK Rowling, while throwing some of the most vulnerable people to the wolves. This is merely a small sample of my concerns regarding the current Labour Party leadership. I believe the PLP (in particular the front bench) is now merely the Conservative Party but with red ties instead. While I appreciate your views are not those of the current leadership, I feel compelled to express my concerns as a constituent and voter. Kind regards, Neil Nimmo
May 6, 2025 at 3:32 PM
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Dril simply saying "no"
April 29, 2025 at 4:05 PM
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April 23, 2025 at 10:45 AM
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Bold of the Daily Mail to be talking about "shocking pasts"
April 3, 2025 at 9:58 PM
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Autoglass repair, Autoglass replace.
February 28, 2025 at 9:21 AM
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Managed to solve Letter Boxed today using Elon Musk
February 26, 2025 at 9:04 PM
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Watching the Six Nations, a glaring flaw stood out to me. Thankfully I am always on hand to offer helpful suggestions. #sixnations
Dear Manager Of Rugby, I trust this epistle finds you fit to carry out your many important duties. I am writing this email to you today, as I have noticed what I consider to be a major flaw in Rugby. Sadly, it seems as it somebody of rather large countenance (possibly one of the players, they do seem to be rather large people) has accidentally sat on the ball, distorting the shape and rendering it into some sort of oval shape. This shape seems to affect how the ball bounces, thus making the game more difficult for everyone. To rectify this glaring issue, I recommend a visit to a local Sports Direct shop. There, I am certain they will be happy to assist you in picking out a nice, new, perfectly spherical ball, as it should be. Warmest Regards, Mr Nimmo
February 22, 2025 at 6:22 PM
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As if 2025 isn't bad enough, now there's something even WORSE than Creme Eggs
Cadbury Turkish Delight eggs
February 8, 2025 at 5:47 PM