We call that the tiny horse in our house. It always makes me think of the old commercial for Chuck Wagon dog food when our Leeloo starts tearing around.

Same here. Except I was having lots of Asian lady spam accounts liking one tweet about me getting a new iPad. Then I made a new tweet about what those accounts were doing and it mostly stopped.

We are truly of one mind on this subject! Those are three yummy treats that I never have to share with anybody else.

Live your life in such a way this is not what is trending on social media when you shuffle off your mortal coil

My horrible brain just keeps telling me how funny it would be to use it in a crucifixion scene on the lawn before Easter.

I love apologizing to the folks that blow past me on the interstate. “Sorry I wasn’t speeding fast enough for you.”

I had to get a new iPad today because mine wasn’t charging anymore and now Twitter won’t let me log in. So it might be a positive development

The promotion for Doctor Who has gotten crazy!