I’m going to say it again.

If this app wants to kill Twitter.

It need DMs and a News tab.

That’s it.

how much butter, proportionally by weight, could you mix into a tub of I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter! before you’d say that it can no longer be considered Not Butter

I’d love to see a pair of conjoined twins with a successful singing career in my lifetime. Would be cool.

One of my most embarrassing traits is that I know absolutely nothing about dog breeds and freeze like a deer in headlights any time the conversation steers toward them

Toughest part of using this app so far is, thanks to being invite-only, I’m having a hard time even *thinking* of who to follow. Working on building out my feed, though. Comfortably finite, a lá *very* early Twitter.

Having first post jitters, so here, have the worst mom on MILF Manor.