I think my body instinctively rejects female friends so that i don’t switch cycles so damn quick. Period ended, yay! Coworker asked for a tampon, bleeding again the next day. How does one survive without birth control?
December 18, 2025 at 8:19 PM
I think my body instinctively rejects female friends so that i don’t switch cycles so damn quick. Period ended, yay! Coworker asked for a tampon, bleeding again the next day. How does one survive without birth control?
Offend me once, shame on you. Offend me twice
a woman in a pink suit is holding a microphone and the words that ain 't happening are above her
ALT: a woman in a pink suit is holding a microphone and the words that ain 't happening are above her
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December 18, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Offend me once, shame on you. Offend me twice
No one ever understands when I say I’m resting beneath the TumTum Tree
December 16, 2025 at 10:38 PM
No one ever understands when I say I’m resting beneath the TumTum Tree
It all means something and yet nothing to me
a man is crying while looking at a cellphone
ALT: a man is crying while looking at a cellphone
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December 16, 2025 at 9:42 PM
It all means something and yet nothing to me
Being single in my late 20s has made me realize that when men are tired, they default to lazy/entitled. “I’m too old for these games” out of a man’s mouth mean they want you to shut up and/or do all the work cuz they’ve earned their relaxation and relaxation to them is being a potato that poops
December 15, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Being single in my late 20s has made me realize that when men are tired, they default to lazy/entitled. “I’m too old for these games” out of a man’s mouth mean they want you to shut up and/or do all the work cuz they’ve earned their relaxation and relaxation to them is being a potato that poops
Roomie told me I need to take a break, but like a shark, if I stop I will suffocate
December 11, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Roomie told me I need to take a break, but like a shark, if I stop I will suffocate
Using body dysmorphia to my advantage. Every time I walk away from the mirror I’m a supermodel, duh
December 11, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Using body dysmorphia to my advantage. Every time I walk away from the mirror I’m a supermodel, duh
The south is wild cuz why am I taking the blame for my friends weed vape at almost 30yrs old.
December 9, 2025 at 5:36 AM
The south is wild cuz why am I taking the blame for my friends weed vape at almost 30yrs old.
My roommate calls me his big strong man, which is all fun and games until our smoke detector beeps for 2 months cuz I’m short and he’s incapable
December 4, 2025 at 3:36 AM
My roommate calls me his big strong man, which is all fun and games until our smoke detector beeps for 2 months cuz I’m short and he’s incapable
I need to live alone because I can’t have anyone questioning why I’m baking orange slices at midnight. Leave me be, I’m not bothering you and the house smells nice
December 2, 2025 at 5:26 AM
I need to live alone because I can’t have anyone questioning why I’m baking orange slices at midnight. Leave me be, I’m not bothering you and the house smells nice
Best ain’t enough. Yes it is.
November 30, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Best ain’t enough. Yes it is.
I stopped watching insta stories when they started being jump scares. I don’t wanna see him, or him, or them. Don’t assault me with their faces
November 18, 2025 at 11:22 PM
I stopped watching insta stories when they started being jump scares. I don’t wanna see him, or him, or them. Don’t assault me with their faces
My brain is on fire every day at work I wasn’t meant for computers & spreadsheets I was meant for the outdoors & manual labor. I miss being whole
November 18, 2025 at 4:36 PM
My brain is on fire every day at work I wasn’t meant for computers & spreadsheets I was meant for the outdoors & manual labor. I miss being whole
Being a woman and also in customer service, I’m very used to accepting blame for anything and everything. Tbh at this point it’s just easier to refund or replace than to argue.
November 15, 2025 at 6:42 AM
Being a woman and also in customer service, I’m very used to accepting blame for anything and everything. Tbh at this point it’s just easier to refund or replace than to argue.
I can’t NOT respond, cuz if they ghost me then at least the ball was in their court when they fumbled
November 14, 2025 at 11:42 PM
I can’t NOT respond, cuz if they ghost me then at least the ball was in their court when they fumbled
Not entirely sure I even have blood anymore. I think it’s just THC infused vodka flowing around in there at this point
November 11, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Not entirely sure I even have blood anymore. I think it’s just THC infused vodka flowing around in there at this point
Walked into a corner, bruised my back. Blew out my hair, burnt my neck. I got a desk job this was supposed to stop
November 5, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Walked into a corner, bruised my back. Blew out my hair, burnt my neck. I got a desk job this was supposed to stop
No one else is in the office today, you know what that means. I can wear sweatpants to work today 🙌🏼
November 4, 2025 at 12:02 PM
No one else is in the office today, you know what that means. I can wear sweatpants to work today 🙌🏼
Sunday is for responding to the long distance side hoes 💃🏼
November 2, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Sunday is for responding to the long distance side hoes 💃🏼
I am too high, and yet simultaneously not high enough, to deal with this bullshit
October 31, 2025 at 7:58 PM
I am too high, and yet simultaneously not high enough, to deal with this bullshit
When everyone leaves the office at 2pm I get very weird
October 30, 2025 at 6:19 PM
When everyone leaves the office at 2pm I get very weird
All good lies include a truth
October 25, 2025 at 10:38 AM
All good lies include a truth
If I hear one more “we’re so glad to have you!” I’m gonna put a brick thru a window
October 22, 2025 at 8:08 PM
If I hear one more “we’re so glad to have you!” I’m gonna put a brick thru a window
It’s been 3 days and I already miss being blue collar
October 22, 2025 at 3:29 PM
It’s been 3 days and I already miss being blue collar