Nill
nillbi.bsky.social
Nill
@nillbi.bsky.social
Professionally pathetic streamer, programmer, tech nerd, and cringe bicon. Opinionated about video games (not in a weird way, I just like black n white indie horror). I love Artists and will follow you respectfully
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Everyone I know is sick, almost all of them sound like Dracula, and I'm coming to the realization we will not have any idea what any of this shit even is until the Felchfather is out of office.
December 9, 2025 at 8:05 PM
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i fucking love my job
December 10, 2025 at 4:27 AM
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I have just approved TINY CARS to be built in America. Little SEDANS that should fit four at most but when you open the door 27 clowns spill out. HOW??? They will DUST THEMSELVES OFF as they leave the car. The HORN will make the little eeooh-eeooh sound. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER.
Chairman Mao announces his new state-run transportation plan
December 5, 2025 at 4:24 PM
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December 5, 2025 at 3:46 PM
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you open a tin of sardines and each sardine has a little edible hat
I don't want your spotify wrapped I want to know what were your top 5 intrusive thoughts this year
December 4, 2025 at 3:05 AM
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December 3, 2025 at 10:57 PM
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strangely inspirational
December 2, 2025 at 5:04 PM
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Every ai booster believes that college is about doing homework. They think there’s a homework goblin that pays the colleges for their homework. Their dream is that they can have a machine that you can pay $75,000 to and receive a college degree from in four years.
December 3, 2025 at 1:46 AM
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November 30, 2025 at 3:54 PM
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rhythm gamers in december 2025:
November 30, 2025 at 6:04 PM
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I got an elliptical a few months ago and the annual cholesterol test confirmed my worst fears: exercise really does work
November 30, 2025 at 5:26 AM
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makeup
November 29, 2025 at 2:27 AM
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among other things a trip to costco is an easy way to keep two little kids occupied for a chunk of an afternoon
November 29, 2025 at 12:18 AM
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Mr. Magoo’s Christmas Carol FTW!!!
November 27, 2025 at 11:13 PM
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Happy Thanksgiving!
November 27, 2025 at 1:52 PM
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November 26, 2025 at 8:50 PM
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Today’s xkcd made me cry.

In a good way.

xkcd.com/3172/
November 24, 2025 at 11:46 PM
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I bring a “Tally ho!” energy to the mushroom hunt that gets old
November 25, 2025 at 2:15 PM
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rip achilles you would have been terrible at DDR
November 25, 2025 at 12:59 AM
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It's never been more 2003 than it is right now.
137 More Oil Wells Liberated For Democracy
RUMAILAH OIL FIELDS, IRAQ–The U.S. continued to make progress in its fight against totalitarianism Tuesday, when 137 more oil wells were liberated for democracy.
theonion.com
November 24, 2025 at 10:49 PM
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They named the snowplows 🥹
November 24, 2025 at 8:51 PM
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my brain literally cannot process that image rn
November 21, 2025 at 9:19 PM