Wow. A cyborg turd.

Graw-gu (my little angry knockoff Baby Yoda) needs a little help, I guess.

I -think- I’m a fan of dirty radar…
It sounds more fun than the standard kind.

SunRISE over Chicagoland today. You could look right at it without frying your retinas.

Here’s me, flipping the bird.

Rotater

I love this #vizsla shot, even if I don’t totally believe it’s natural. Having had 2, I feel like getting a young one to focus away from the toothbrush would require a live squirrel or a steak dangling from a rope 30 feet away. Otherwise you’d get the side-eye, at minimum.

Today is Day 1 of a planned 2-month creative focus on my new project “The Dunj.” I know it’s early for that many numbers. Can’t be helped, especially when I received this omen in my french toast sticks this morning.

I had no idea I wasn’t already. Thanks, advertising!