If/when 🇸🇪 wins this #4Nations game vs 🇫🇮 gonna celebrate by eating raft after raft of HUVUDROLL, but only the ones made before 2013 when they were tasty & good & made from horse meat. Surely there's a COG facility freezer that has literal tons of them, right?

Gonna start a one-man Jug Band.
Nine Inch Bales.
New Oscar Schmidt lefty banjo from Mountain Jam Guitars, Oneonta, NY.

Instead of cold McD cheeseburgers or very very well done steaks (POTUS's fave) when told he'd be hosting the
Florida Panthers the President ordered several sides of beef to be served raw. When asked why he said, "nobody knows more about feral cats than I do, especially those of FL."

Tony: Did you know an Italian invented shaking your dick after taking a piss?
Before that everyone just walked around with a pee stain on the front of their pants.

I'm starting a Go Fund Me.

Does anyone know anything about how to get a left-handed dulcimer?

“We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful about what we pretend to be.” ― Kurt Vonnegut in 'Mother Night'
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Coconut milk & LaCroix coconut. A lot like an egg cream.

Flammulina velutipes AKA velvet foot, enokitaki or Wild #Enoki #mushrooms pinning on a tree stump in The Catskills.

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Gonna pickle some jalapeños.

Comet Atlas C2024 G3.
📷 by Astronaut Don Pettit aboard the ISS.