Nikolai Schulman
@nikolaischulman.bsky.social
B.S. Philosophy - SUNY Oneonta - 2003.
Musician, Inventor, Humorist, Chef, Independent Thinker,
Archeology PhD to be.
Musician, Inventor, Humorist, Chef, Independent Thinker,
Archeology PhD to be.
If/when 🇸🇪 wins this #4Nations game vs 🇫🇮 gonna celebrate by eating raft after raft of HUVUDROLL, but only the ones made before 2013 when they were tasty & good & made from horse meat. Surely there's a COG facility freezer that has literal tons of them, right?
February 15, 2025 at 7:09 PM
If/when 🇸🇪 wins this #4Nations game vs 🇫🇮 gonna celebrate by eating raft after raft of HUVUDROLL, but only the ones made before 2013 when they were tasty & good & made from horse meat. Surely there's a COG facility freezer that has literal tons of them, right?
A Must-See-TV exploration of life in the White House to run counter/concurrent to Trump's 2nd Term: The Yest Wing.
February 12, 2025 at 12:01 AM
A Must-See-TV exploration of life in the White House to run counter/concurrent to Trump's 2nd Term: The Yest Wing.
Long Island Sound Machine*
*This is a supergroup consisting primarily of John Mayer & Michael Bolton w/other musicians from Connecticut wherein they exclusively do increasingly bizarre remixes of "Yankee Doodle Dandy".
*This is a supergroup consisting primarily of John Mayer & Michael Bolton w/other musicians from Connecticut wherein they exclusively do increasingly bizarre remixes of "Yankee Doodle Dandy".
February 10, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Long Island Sound Machine*
*This is a supergroup consisting primarily of John Mayer & Michael Bolton w/other musicians from Connecticut wherein they exclusively do increasingly bizarre remixes of "Yankee Doodle Dandy".
*This is a supergroup consisting primarily of John Mayer & Michael Bolton w/other musicians from Connecticut wherein they exclusively do increasingly bizarre remixes of "Yankee Doodle Dandy".
Gonna start a one-man Jug Band.
Nine Inch Bales.
New Oscar Schmidt lefty banjo from Mountain Jam Guitars, Oneonta, NY.
Nine Inch Bales.
New Oscar Schmidt lefty banjo from Mountain Jam Guitars, Oneonta, NY.
February 7, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Gonna start a one-man Jug Band.
Nine Inch Bales.
New Oscar Schmidt lefty banjo from Mountain Jam Guitars, Oneonta, NY.
Nine Inch Bales.
New Oscar Schmidt lefty banjo from Mountain Jam Guitars, Oneonta, NY.
#Blockchain is the thing the gas station bathroom key is attached to.
February 6, 2025 at 10:55 PM
#Blockchain is the thing the gas station bathroom key is attached to.
Instead of cold McD cheeseburgers or very very well done steaks (POTUS's fave) when told he'd be hosting the
Florida Panthers the President ordered several sides of beef to be served raw. When asked why he said, "nobody knows more about feral cats than I do, especially those of FL."
Florida Panthers the President ordered several sides of beef to be served raw. When asked why he said, "nobody knows more about feral cats than I do, especially those of FL."
February 3, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Instead of cold McD cheeseburgers or very very well done steaks (POTUS's fave) when told he'd be hosting the
Florida Panthers the President ordered several sides of beef to be served raw. When asked why he said, "nobody knows more about feral cats than I do, especially those of FL."
Florida Panthers the President ordered several sides of beef to be served raw. When asked why he said, "nobody knows more about feral cats than I do, especially those of FL."
McKinley's in the graveyard takin' in his rest,
He's gone, long gone.
Lil' Marco's in Panama
openin' his maw
realizin' that treaties are laws, are laws.
youtu.be/FDK3sF9QDgs?...
He's gone, long gone.
Lil' Marco's in Panama
openin' his maw
realizin' that treaties are laws, are laws.
youtu.be/FDK3sF9QDgs?...
youtu.be
February 2, 2025 at 3:29 PM
McKinley's in the graveyard takin' in his rest,
He's gone, long gone.
Lil' Marco's in Panama
openin' his maw
realizin' that treaties are laws, are laws.
youtu.be/FDK3sF9QDgs?...
He's gone, long gone.
Lil' Marco's in Panama
openin' his maw
realizin' that treaties are laws, are laws.
youtu.be/FDK3sF9QDgs?...
Tony: Did you know an Italian invented shaking your dick after taking a piss?
Before that everyone just walked around with a pee stain on the front of their pants.
Before that everyone just walked around with a pee stain on the front of their pants.
February 1, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Tony: Did you know an Italian invented shaking your dick after taking a piss?
Before that everyone just walked around with a pee stain on the front of their pants.
Before that everyone just walked around with a pee stain on the front of their pants.
I'm starting a Go Fund Me.
January 31, 2025 at 2:48 PM
I'm starting a Go Fund Me.
I don't know how computers work, nor do I hack or crack.
You're gonna tell me there are no wizards casting spells, drawing sigils inside my laptop?
The next thing you're gonna say is my Crocs
aren't made of genuine alligator or other members of the order Crocodilia.
OK, pal.
You're gonna tell me there are no wizards casting spells, drawing sigils inside my laptop?
The next thing you're gonna say is my Crocs
aren't made of genuine alligator or other members of the order Crocodilia.
OK, pal.
January 30, 2025 at 1:47 AM
I don't know how computers work, nor do I hack or crack.
You're gonna tell me there are no wizards casting spells, drawing sigils inside my laptop?
The next thing you're gonna say is my Crocs
aren't made of genuine alligator or other members of the order Crocodilia.
OK, pal.
You're gonna tell me there are no wizards casting spells, drawing sigils inside my laptop?
The next thing you're gonna say is my Crocs
aren't made of genuine alligator or other members of the order Crocodilia.
OK, pal.
Just bought at auction the last of the Trump Steaks for 99 $TRUMP. They were discontinued July 2007, but that's OK, came to my door cooked very well done. Giving slivers to my teething boy while blinding him w/UV strobe lights in a soundproof mylar'd broom closet. Gobbless. #MAHA
January 29, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Just bought at auction the last of the Trump Steaks for 99 $TRUMP. They were discontinued July 2007, but that's OK, came to my door cooked very well done. Giving slivers to my teething boy while blinding him w/UV strobe lights in a soundproof mylar'd broom closet. Gobbless. #MAHA
Privileges aren't Rights.
privus (private) + lex, leg (law) = private laws.
Rights are very much public and applicable to All.
No American is above the law, subject to privilege or not.
A facile example of the difference: driving a car is a privilege, walking is a right.
privus (private) + lex, leg (law) = private laws.
Rights are very much public and applicable to All.
No American is above the law, subject to privilege or not.
A facile example of the difference: driving a car is a privilege, walking is a right.
January 29, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Privileges aren't Rights.
privus (private) + lex, leg (law) = private laws.
Rights are very much public and applicable to All.
No American is above the law, subject to privilege or not.
A facile example of the difference: driving a car is a privilege, walking is a right.
privus (private) + lex, leg (law) = private laws.
Rights are very much public and applicable to All.
No American is above the law, subject to privilege or not.
A facile example of the difference: driving a car is a privilege, walking is a right.
Crockett/Porter 2028 #CrockettPorter2028
Rep. Jasmine Crockett speaks on Trump funding freeze (Jan. 28, 2025)
youtu.be/kkQ82cz2vMI?...
Rep. Jasmine Crockett speaks on Trump funding freeze (Jan. 28, 2025)
youtu.be/kkQ82cz2vMI?...
Rep. Jasmine Crockett speaks on Trump funding freeze (Jan. 28, 2025)
YouTube video by WFAA
youtu.be
January 29, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Crockett/Porter 2028 #CrockettPorter2028
Rep. Jasmine Crockett speaks on Trump funding freeze (Jan. 28, 2025)
youtu.be/kkQ82cz2vMI?...
Rep. Jasmine Crockett speaks on Trump funding freeze (Jan. 28, 2025)
youtu.be/kkQ82cz2vMI?...
New White House Press Secretary @karolineleavitt
gleefully answered a question asked about a POTUS
EO cutting off funding to Catholic Charities, a vital conduit for many social services. Apparently a Mel Gibson type Trad Cath, I'd ask: who her diocese Wandering Bishop is?
gleefully answered a question asked about a POTUS
EO cutting off funding to Catholic Charities, a vital conduit for many social services. Apparently a Mel Gibson type Trad Cath, I'd ask: who her diocese Wandering Bishop is?
January 28, 2025 at 6:56 PM
New White House Press Secretary @karolineleavitt
gleefully answered a question asked about a POTUS
EO cutting off funding to Catholic Charities, a vital conduit for many social services. Apparently a Mel Gibson type Trad Cath, I'd ask: who her diocese Wandering Bishop is?
gleefully answered a question asked about a POTUS
EO cutting off funding to Catholic Charities, a vital conduit for many social services. Apparently a Mel Gibson type Trad Cath, I'd ask: who her diocese Wandering Bishop is?
Lisa Hannigan - "Glory Box" (cover Portishead)
youtu.be/Ph1zTkyL8Qg?...
youtu.be/Ph1zTkyL8Qg?...
Lisa Hannigan - "Glory Box" (cover Portishead)
YouTube video by A P E S T A
youtu.be
January 28, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Lisa Hannigan - "Glory Box" (cover Portishead)
youtu.be/Ph1zTkyL8Qg?...
youtu.be/Ph1zTkyL8Qg?...
I prefer mids. Homegrown, holler/ditch weed. I don't like that high test weed. 59-78% THC? Scraping eyelashes on the rims of craters of the Moon? At no time do I need to check my hair on the reflectors up there.
January 28, 2025 at 3:00 AM
I prefer mids. Homegrown, holler/ditch weed. I don't like that high test weed. 59-78% THC? Scraping eyelashes on the rims of craters of the Moon? At no time do I need to check my hair on the reflectors up there.
Since upping my dose of Super Male Vitality I now have 2 penises. Both always flaccid. Those little blue pills don't even work anymore.
Anyway, Alex Jones for Chairman of the President's Council on Physical Fitness & Sports.
Anyway, Alex Jones for Chairman of the President's Council on Physical Fitness & Sports.
January 28, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Since upping my dose of Super Male Vitality I now have 2 penises. Both always flaccid. Those little blue pills don't even work anymore.
Anyway, Alex Jones for Chairman of the President's Council on Physical Fitness & Sports.
Anyway, Alex Jones for Chairman of the President's Council on Physical Fitness & Sports.
Does anyone know anything about how to get a left-handed dulcimer?
January 27, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Does anyone know anything about how to get a left-handed dulcimer?
Rally at state NYS Capitol over prison violence
www.youtube.com/live/4ns2BGg...
www.youtube.com/live/4ns2BGg...
Rally at state Capitol over prison violence
YouTube video by WNYT NewsChannel 13
www.youtube.com
January 27, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Rally at state NYS Capitol over prison violence
www.youtube.com/live/4ns2BGg...
www.youtube.com/live/4ns2BGg...
Because every upwardly mobile person had their dad put $1M in their bank account by the age of 2.
youtube.com/shorts/pNV3a...
youtube.com/shorts/pNV3a...
Trump Says It Would Be 'The Honor of My Life' to Serve Multiple Terms
YouTube video by NowThis Impact
youtube.com
January 27, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Because every upwardly mobile person had their dad put $1M in their bank account by the age of 2.
youtube.com/shorts/pNV3a...
youtube.com/shorts/pNV3a...
“We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful about what we pretend to be.” ― Kurt Vonnegut in 'Mother Night'
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ship_of...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ship_of...
January 27, 2025 at 5:39 PM
“We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful about what we pretend to be.” ― Kurt Vonnegut in 'Mother Night'
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ship_of...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ship_of...
[The mostly still photo sci-fi/doc Terry Gilliam's "12 Monkeys" is based on.]
La Jetée - Chris Marker (1962) - HD 720p - Subs en Español via @internetarchive 28 mins
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La Jetée - Chris Marker (1962) - HD 720p - Subs en Español via @internetarchive 28 mins
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January 27, 2025 at 3:51 PM
[The mostly still photo sci-fi/doc Terry Gilliam's "12 Monkeys" is based on.]
La Jetée - Chris Marker (1962) - HD 720p - Subs en Español via @internetarchive 28 mins
archive.org/details/vime...
La Jetée - Chris Marker (1962) - HD 720p - Subs en Español via @internetarchive 28 mins
archive.org/details/vime...
Pro Tip: Always read the labels on the food you buy.
Like dried cranberries. They're usually a safe food, so not reading the label prior to purchase, didn't know my 5 oz. bag, with 3 servings had 26 grams sugar per serving. There's 28 grams in an ounce. 5 oz product/3oz sugar.
Like dried cranberries. They're usually a safe food, so not reading the label prior to purchase, didn't know my 5 oz. bag, with 3 servings had 26 grams sugar per serving. There's 28 grams in an ounce. 5 oz product/3oz sugar.
January 25, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Pro Tip: Always read the labels on the food you buy.
Like dried cranberries. They're usually a safe food, so not reading the label prior to purchase, didn't know my 5 oz. bag, with 3 servings had 26 grams sugar per serving. There's 28 grams in an ounce. 5 oz product/3oz sugar.
Like dried cranberries. They're usually a safe food, so not reading the label prior to purchase, didn't know my 5 oz. bag, with 3 servings had 26 grams sugar per serving. There's 28 grams in an ounce. 5 oz product/3oz sugar.
Friendly Reminder: Unless you want to cut something, diamonds are worthless. If you doubt this, try selling one to a dealer. Buying a diamond is the equivalent of sending money to a scammer.
January 25, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Friendly Reminder: Unless you want to cut something, diamonds are worthless. If you doubt this, try selling one to a dealer. Buying a diamond is the equivalent of sending money to a scammer.