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Nikki the Newt
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I am Nikki. I am newt.
I know nothing.
Aware I'm just screaming into the void.

I forgot how to talk to humans.
I'll assume you hate me and find me annoying.

Cunty is a funny word.

♀️ / 🇨🇦 / ✂️ / 🎥 / 🎮 / 🐶 / 💩
May 27, 2025 at 11:12 PM
"Why are you such an anxious, worried person?"

Idk. It's probably because I lived most of my life hearing shit like this all the time.
May 22, 2025 at 4:04 PM
The happiest pup 😊
May 12, 2025 at 7:37 PM
The thing that their screenshot crops out is the date.

That petition has been up since 2019, and change .org is meaningless anyway.
April 30, 2025 at 9:14 PM
I've been left alone for about two hours.

So now I'm all sad and making beeping sounds.
April 30, 2025 at 7:24 PM
April 27, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Festering
April 25, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Personally, I'd go full lez for Judy.
April 20, 2025 at 4:37 PM
April 12, 2025 at 1:47 AM
April 10, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Kirby turning into the abominable snowman. ☃️
April 10, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Petssss
April 8, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Find yous a man who spoils you like mine spoils me. 😍🥰
April 2, 2025 at 10:03 PM
I'm getting tired of talking/hearing about America.

So here's Kirby. ❤️
March 27, 2025 at 12:21 AM
I don't even know what to post anymore because things just feel stupid.

I'm stuck on reposting whatever seems important, but it's all turning into white noise.

So here's a picture of Kirby because, for me at least, he's far more interesting than doom and gloom.
March 18, 2025 at 2:51 AM
The image of Elon challenging Putin to fight is the funniest shit ever.

The way he leads with that statement when it's not relevant to the rest of what he's saying.

The poor sentence structure giving a clear indication of how emotional he is.

It's all.... *chefs kiss*
March 9, 2025 at 2:39 PM
March 7, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Depends on individual perspective and beliefs towards foreign relations.

I don't believe there is a definitive answer, as different people have different values.

Per chatGPT
March 7, 2025 at 12:16 AM
The part where they really proved how tone deaf they are by just asking the same question again was pretty funny to me, though.
February 22, 2025 at 11:36 PM
"Are you ashamed of yourself?"
February 16, 2025 at 5:33 PM
February 16, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Come at me, bro.
February 4, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Alright.

Who is going to buy my amateur foot pics so I can go see Trixie Mattel in Montreal? 🫠
February 4, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Whoops.

Got myself banned on RedNote.

I honestly have no idea what I did, even after translating. Seems like I said something they didn't like about Taiwan or something? But I don't even remember saying anything about Taiwan. 😅
January 30, 2025 at 5:34 PM
You're just an idiot.
January 25, 2025 at 10:00 PM