Straight friend: She's also a lesbian *stare*
Me: cool..

Straight friend: I thought you'd like this *sends cliche picture of a rainbow flag art out of nowhere*
Me: awesome

Straight friend: I don't understand how you can like Vag, they're gross.
Me:... i just do

When the characters are so in love it hurts, and they call themselves partners 😭

If i had a nickle for every time my mom goes out to dinner and I almost chop the tip of my finger off, I'd have two nickles. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice, right?

Little ginger freak, I love him😭❤️

Being in a completely Neurodivergent/Autistic family is great. We have collective safe foods. It's currently PB&Js, we have 4 different types of jelly stocked in our fridge rn.
#autism #Autistic #safefoods #family #Neurodivergent #autisticfamily #pb&j

When the resident you're putting to bed, kisses your forehead and tells you she loves you.
#caregiver #nursinghome #assistedliving #caregiving #healthcareworker

When your 60-something coworker calls you a good girl

Blessed yule everyone, Today is the mark of the darkest night, it only gets lighter from here, hold out hope for the warmer months🕯🎄

Why are the rescuers wearing plate carriers?
Awesome question, you see, russia enjoys striking the same coordinates 15 minutes after the first strike to maximise civilian casualties, it’s called a double tap, they’ve done 87 this year.
That’s fucking insane? Well, yes

"I hope you choke on your own blood, and die slowly, spluttering out please that go unheard"

-Me internally when my sister puts down a plus four

I couldn't take good pics of the Christmas lights but I got some of my car window!

Some more recent selfies of... myself?

My baby Lilith<3

My cat has two and only two settings and they are:

1) awww look at the sleepy little baby

- or -

2) I swear to god if this motherf...

It's my personal opinion that everyone needs to watch "V is for Vendetta" the similarities between this dystopian world and what is happening in america and the world right now is insane. WATCH. IT. (or read it) and think about how you want to proceed in this imminent revolution.

No beta we die like our democracy

I take a screenshot basically anything i find even remotely cool or funny while reading fanfiction, so here are some of them for your enjoyment!
(These are all Harry Potter btw)