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Nik Horne
@nikhorne.bsky.social
Autistic person with fibromyalgia and type 1 diabetes. Bad pun reply guy. T-shirt grifter. From Saltburn (the town, not the film). Mostly harmless, I hope. (He/him.)
http://nikstshirts.com
https://beebthings.redbubble.com
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These puffins and kings have also just been added to the following gallery/shop. Lots of interesting resonant ghosty kinda stuff there, if you’re interested. And you should be dammit

www.chloecumming.com/monoprintdra...
November 14, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Going to repost a thread I posted on Twitter (forgive me, but wanted to aim it at Trump, who isn't on here) yesterday.
November 14, 2025 at 9:03 AM
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Maybe Keir should demand the heads of major US news networks any time they imply Britain is on the brink of civil war or that we live under sharia law. Or does it not work both ways?
November 10, 2025 at 11:29 AM
Jitterbucket.
November 11, 2025 at 7:44 PM
November 10, 2025 at 7:25 AM
Fucking third world country, in utter denial.
Private Healthcare
November 6, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Can't be bothered to argue with this (and obviously I don't own the rights to the ITN logo!), but puzzled as to what this has got to do with West Virginia University.
November 5, 2025 at 6:23 PM
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Two years exactly since my previous book #DontStopTheMusic was published in the UK, coincidentally on the same day that the last single by the Beatles came out. Thanks to everyone for buying it and supporting it as it helped me to get #IntoTheGroove published. It’s still available too!
Lots of new ppl on the TL, so I should mention that I've written this acclaimed book, a calendar of pop history, out now in most territories (most recently in North America). I am told it's a perfect gift for all sorts of occasions. It's called #DontStopTheMusic. eandtbooks.com/books/dont-s...
November 2, 2025 at 10:44 AM
Happy Halloween.
October 31, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Today's mystery: how Royal Mail can successfully collect a parcel from my house at 13:25 today, but then claim at 13:43 that they were unable to deliver a parcel to me because "Address Inaccessible".
October 30, 2025 at 2:35 PM
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BREAK 🔥 Starmer on Pochin comments via BBC: "It’s shocking racism and it’s the sort of thing that’ll tear our country apart. And tells you everything about Reform. Nigel Farage either doesn’t consider it racist which I think is shocking in itself or he does and shows absolutely no leadership.” ~AA
October 27, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Perhaps, just perhaps you don’t need to be an incompetent racist arsehole to seek election to public office, as a member of Reform UK… but fuck me, it really does seem to help.
October 30, 2025 at 11:15 AM
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The international hit version of West End Girls by #PetShopBoys was released 40 years ago today, Mon 28 Oct 1985. It launched their chart career, going to #1 in the UK and USA.

My new book, #IntoTheGroove, the history of 1980s pop, has plenty on its origin and background, and it’s OUT NOW.
October 28, 2025 at 7:46 AM
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I’ve added these three snazzy skulls to my monoprint-drawings gallery. They’re cheap for well nice art by a me. Please share if you can, I’m broke despite being good at drawing which doesn’t make sense

www.chloecumming.com/monoprintdra...
October 27, 2025 at 6:14 PM
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Ahoy there, I have added these drawings to my online store that someone may buy them. More interesting than something from Dunhelm ! #art 🖼️ ✍🏻

www.chloecumming.com
October 23, 2025 at 4:01 PM
I don’t often make jokes…
October 23, 2025 at 1:00 PM
@myfitnesspal.bsky.social login seems to be broken this morning.
October 20, 2025 at 8:15 AM
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I might as well mention this again, I’ve got a new gallery of work for sale that’s called ‘Rodents’ because it’s rodents. Mostly squirrels, some rabbits, watch this space for, in fact, more rodents. www.chloecumming.com/rodents

Share if possible, thank you
October 11, 2025 at 4:14 PM
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In 2019 I married a man. I won the British quiz championships. I was diagnosed with a degenerative illness. I relentlessly made the news in New Zealand. I fell apart on Taskmaster.

This memoir is the story of how a shy gay Bengali teenager primed for a medical career, changed direction.
October 10, 2025 at 8:45 AM
Daughter has taken to stomping up the stairs playing Brahms’ lullaby on her melodica. The effect is both less restful than you’d imagine, and also unhelpful for a chap with a sore head.
October 9, 2025 at 6:54 PM
I'm selling a bunch of Archimedes games, if anyone's interested. www.ebay.co.uk/usr/nikhorne1
Security measure | eBay
www.ebay.co.uk
October 9, 2025 at 1:23 PM
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I am running the London Parks Half Marathon for SANDS in memory of our first son Olly who died at 9 months in 2012.

www.justgiving.com/page/mark-th...

Less than 5 days to go now!

SANDS has been a wonderful support. Anything you can give is welcome. Thanks.
Mark's fundraiser for Sands
Help Mark Thompson raise money to support Sands
www.justgiving.com
October 7, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Worried about being called racist? Try not being racist.
Daily Mail: Farage blasts- Worried about immigration? Starmer says you're racist #TomorrowsPapersToday
October 1, 2025 at 10:54 PM