"GHOSTS!? WHERE!?....

Wait. There are no ghosts... At least I think...

Wait why are they following you? What's so special that you have?"

"Well where's the big table? The balloons? Isn't there an inflatable slide at these type of things? May have not been to one or had one but I know a birthday isn't just... this."

"....So is this how people celebrate their birthdays? I mean I've never been to one so......

Like isn't there supposed to be cake or something?"

"The US one! That one has so much newsworthy information it's not even funny!"

"You know, you'd think that an academy likes HPA would put in some effort into being somewhat more clean...

but hey! The more rumors the more articles for me!"

(I accidentally clicked reply instead of quote retweet 1000 years of generational shame I'll quote retweet the next response)

"Oh.

Of course.

Wow.

This is a big surprise.

Really? I couldn't tell.

Honestly you shocked me.

Really pulled the rug under me.

You really opened my eyes.

I would never known this had you not told me.

This information is groundbreaking.

This is real shocking."

"Names Nikei Yomiuri! Ultimate Journalist! And sure! A cautionary tale would sell just as well-

Wait did you just saw you were an ultimate...."

*He suddenly froze still. His face having shock all over it. What the hell just happened?*

"Uh....Who is she?"

"Hajime was by far the most competent member of Void it wasn't even funny"

(Amazing art!)

"I never said that..

But now you've got me interested!"

@rantarouamami.bsky.social

"Hey! You! You look like you have a few stories you could tell! Wanna be generous and tell me some?"

// > Have two friends
> They show immense interest in you
> Proceed to do nothing but push them away
> Watch them die
> Die like an idiot

Is nikei perhaps stupid?

(Also this art is amazing omg)

"You would be surprised how much five hour energy can do"