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Nikei Yomiuri
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Nikei Yomiuri here! Best journalist in the world! (And the rightful leader of Void MIKADO DNI)

(Depiction of Nikei is 18+ like in the games. Person running account is minor)

SPOILER WARNING
"GHOSTS!? WHERE!?....

Wait. There are no ghosts... At least I think...

Wait why are they following you? What's so special that you have?"
December 25, 2024 at 12:34 AM
"Well where's the big table? The balloons? Isn't there an inflatable slide at these type of things? May have not been to one or had one but I know a birthday isn't just... this."
December 25, 2024 at 12:25 AM
"....So is this how people celebrate their birthdays? I mean I've never been to one so......

Like isn't there supposed to be cake or something?"
December 25, 2024 at 12:08 AM
"FUCK I FORGOT THIS ACCOUNT EXISTED!"
December 5, 2024 at 9:52 PM
"I tried doing some journalism on the upcoming election, but I keep getting stuck in traffic to any rally any of the either candidates hold.

My paper has been slowing down, and frankly im pretty desperate for any interview possible."
October 27, 2024 at 2:40 AM
"You know, you'd think that an academy likes HPA would put in some effort into being somewhat more clean...

but hey! The more rumors the more articles for me!"
October 24, 2024 at 1:49 AM
"Like hell you're not special! You're an ultimate!

People LOVE seeing articles about you guys! This stories gonna be a scoop!"

(Ignore the 4 day wait time for a response shhh it never even existed)
October 24, 2024 at 1:48 AM
*He's still frozen still. What the hell is with this guy-*

"HELL YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

*Nevermind I guess. He seemed pretty excited*

"An ultimate? In MY NEWS ARTICLE! I'VE HIT THE JOURNALIST JACKPOT!"
October 19, 2024 at 5:52 PM
"Oh.

Of course.

Wow.

This is a big surprise.

Really? I couldn't tell.

Honestly you shocked me.

Really pulled the rug under me.

You really opened my eyes.

I would never known this had you not told me.

This information is groundbreaking.

This is real shocking."
October 19, 2024 at 5:20 PM
"Names Nikei Yomiuri! Ultimate Journalist! And sure! A cautionary tale would sell just as well-

Wait did you just saw you were an ultimate...."

*He suddenly froze still. His face having shock all over it. What the hell just happened?*
October 19, 2024 at 5:19 PM
"I don't know if it'll be THAT big, but it'll sure catch some peoples attention!

And hey. Maybe I can even put your name in the article if you like. Getting exposure from an ultimate is quite a big thing you know?"
October 19, 2024 at 5:10 PM
"Uh....Who is she?"
October 19, 2024 at 4:58 PM
*Intense writing noises*

"'Man is attacked by giant crab. What does this mean for all beach goers?'

Now THAT'S an article title! This'll sell like wildfire! Everyone loves a good story about someone being attacked by nature!

In fact, the more graphic content an article has, the more audience"
October 19, 2024 at 4:57 PM
"....Uh. Is there anything more to that story perhaps? Maybe you saw a giant crab? Or giant shark?

These stories need to be newsworthy you know."

*Seems like the journalist REALLY valued his work. An embodiment of the phrase "No play. All work"*
October 19, 2024 at 4:40 PM
"W-what!? I have to choose?!..

HELL YEAH! FREE CHOICE!

Do you think I could possibly hear both? If not then the beach! People LOVE the beach!"
October 19, 2024 at 4:31 PM
// Here is a tierlist of my Nikei's opinions on all the cast if you are interested
October 19, 2024 at 4:26 PM
"Hajime was by far the most competent member of Void it wasn't even funny"

(Amazing art!)
October 19, 2024 at 4:15 PM
"I never said that..

But now you've got me interested!"
October 19, 2024 at 4:14 PM
@rantarouamami.bsky.social

"Hey! You! You look like you have a few stories you could tell! Wanna be generous and tell me some?"
October 19, 2024 at 4:13 PM
"Iroha told me about this thing called 'Interaction Bait'

And who can't love free exposure!"
October 19, 2024 at 6:16 AM
"Hajime got rid of all of my god damn ramen just to replace it with shitty protein power and vegetable juice.

I am at my limit."
October 19, 2024 at 6:12 AM
"You would be surprised how much five hour energy can do"
October 19, 2024 at 3:45 AM
"Sure have. Wasn't easy though. HPA wants to bury it like the plague."
October 19, 2024 at 3:44 AM
"That's why us journalists are so important! We don't back down from any threat.

No security guard or beating will stop me from getting a story for the public!"
October 19, 2024 at 3:30 AM
"Jeez ok I get it!

I just value the time i spend on my news. Every second not spent on news means a potential story I could use in my next paper no longer being relevant. A competitive job like mine requires you to always be on the move"
October 19, 2024 at 3:27 AM