I had ice cream last night and it spiked my blood sugar so much and I was depressed and cried myself to sleep because I’m anxious about my brother coming into town.

Lesson learned: never ice cream before bed.

Ever since buying a clip in ponytail, I think I finally understand how celebrities have such perfect hair all the time. I always thought they had extensions, but this is only true some of the time. Wigs, weaves, and hairpieces are the secret in getting consistently good hair on a regular basis.

Thirsty

Welcome to bluesky. We call them skeets.

My greatest accomplishment in life has been getting three straight men to read fairy porn romance novels.

Alt tag: a beautiful manicure over a picture of delicious spaghetti.

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I'm wearing my pink disco ball earrings for the first day of pride month. (very cool & trendy) also I need a haircut and my hands are dirty (not cool or trendy).

I’m watching my sister’s dog Cookie for the summer while she’s in Hawaii. Before my sister adopted her, I’m pretty sure she was abused by her original owner. She can’t handle large movements or lots of noise and is especially fearful of men.

Why buy 3 matching Hawaiian shirts in Hawaii when you can spend 8 hours hunched over your sewing machine making them?

Anyone on bsky watching creator clash? 💥🥊

“And we used to use an app called Twitter to get global news in real time and make jokes about serious issues……”

Me on bsky this morning knowing that the network is decentralized

vibes are How We Win 🤝

I take back what I said about night mode. Blue sky passes the vibe check ✅

Ok Dev team, I have an idea: What if we don't turn blue sky into a capitalist hellscape? I’m done with quirky clapbacks between rival corporations on my social media feed.

Can I vibe on an app with no night mode?