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"In a nation ruled by swine, all pigs are upwardly mobile—and the rest of us are fucked until we can put our acts together" -HST
Why does Kash Patel always look like he tooted like 8 of his kid's Adderall then followed that shit up with a Xany bar or 12?
September 4, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Americans: "We just want a normal, sane leader"

Americans' Mom: "We have a normal, sane leader at home."

Normal, Sane Leader at Home:
August 23, 2025 at 4:27 PM
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July 19, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Who has a French horn and wants to fucking party?
June 30, 2025 at 2:00 PM
The most advanced American warplane currently in service is the F-35 Lightning II, specifically the F-35A variant [pictured] for the Air Force. It's a fifth-generation fighter designed to be a multirole aircraft with stealth capabilities, advanced sensor fusion, and superior situational awareness.
June 29, 2025 at 1:30 AM
June 26, 2025 at 7:36 PM
That face you make when you have a Flamin Hot Cheeto in your butthole and you're trying not to break it
June 24, 2025 at 2:09 AM
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