Why does Kash Patel always look like he tooted like 8 of his kid's Adderall then followed that shit up with a Xany bar or 12?

Americans: "We just want a normal, sane leader"

Americans' Mom: "We have a normal, sane leader at home."

Normal, Sane Leader at Home:

Plot twist: Grok was Stephen Miller all along.

Who has a French horn and wants to fucking party?

The most advanced American warplane currently in service is the F-35 Lightning II, specifically the F-35A variant [pictured] for the Air Force. It's a fifth-generation fighter designed to be a multirole aircraft with stealth capabilities, advanced sensor fusion, and superior situational awareness.

Lindsey Graham looks like Howdy Doody if Howdy Doody were able to age 100 years and was also a sack of shit.

That face you make when you have a Flamin Hot Cheeto in your butthole and you're trying not to break it

Stephen Miller is the United States' sleep paralysis demon, and you can't convince me otherwise.

Even Rod Serling couldn't make this shit up.

"America is back and will soon be bigger than ever with the addition of Red, White, and Blueland."

"The fabric of democracy is always fragile everywhere because it depends on the will of citizens to protect it, and when they become scared, when it becomes dangerous for them to defend it, it can go very quickly." - Margaret Atwood

Cat logic: throwing up sucks, but throwing up on the only carpet in the entire house sucks a little less.