Nief
@nief.bsky.social
(No Longer) Gin Powered, (Still) Sleep Deprived and (Always) Perpetually Confused.
it's aways a great day at work when your employers wish you a happy birthday and then some fucking twat compares you to Joe Rogan.
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Ladies and Gentlemen *I SHIT YOU NOT*
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Ladies and Gentlemen *I SHIT YOU NOT*
November 13, 2025 at 9:39 AM
it's aways a great day at work when your employers wish you a happy birthday and then some fucking twat compares you to Joe Rogan.
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Ladies and Gentlemen *I SHIT YOU NOT*
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Ladies and Gentlemen *I SHIT YOU NOT*
Fuckity Bollocks, I have learn to stop working when I'm angry;
November 11, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Fuckity Bollocks, I have learn to stop working when I'm angry;
What you do mean the software package that we just bought, that was designed to link disparate data sets into a coherant whole did exactly what it said on the box ?
November 10, 2025 at 9:20 AM
What you do mean the software package that we just bought, that was designed to link disparate data sets into a coherant whole did exactly what it said on the box ?
Work: HAI GUYS! WE NEED TO GET A HANDLE ON HOW 'AI' AFFECTS THE WAY WE HANDLE DATA. HERE IS SOME TRAINING!
Me: *does training* Um... wouldn't it be better and more secure to just NOT use AI at all ?
Work: *confused expression* BUT ITS AI!
Me: *does training* Um... wouldn't it be better and more secure to just NOT use AI at all ?
Work: *confused expression* BUT ITS AI!
November 10, 2025 at 9:17 AM
Work: HAI GUYS! WE NEED TO GET A HANDLE ON HOW 'AI' AFFECTS THE WAY WE HANDLE DATA. HERE IS SOME TRAINING!
Me: *does training* Um... wouldn't it be better and more secure to just NOT use AI at all ?
Work: *confused expression* BUT ITS AI!
Me: *does training* Um... wouldn't it be better and more secure to just NOT use AI at all ?
Work: *confused expression* BUT ITS AI!
Because I'm on a roll ;
I wonder if it would be possible to get a custom straight razor made....
I wonder if it would be possible to get a custom straight razor made....
October 24, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Because I'm on a roll ;
I wonder if it would be possible to get a custom straight razor made....
I wonder if it would be possible to get a custom straight razor made....
Making a mix tape is more difficult than I remember…
October 19, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Making a mix tape is more difficult than I remember…
Because I was watching Sweeny Todd and gor bored.
October 13, 2025 at 9:26 AM
Because I was watching Sweeny Todd and gor bored.
I got bored and designed a straight razor because why not ?
October 10, 2025 at 9:35 AM
I got bored and designed a straight razor because why not ?
-Why did you get thrown out the supermarket?
-*mumble*Turning Trix*mumble*
-*mumble*Turning Trix*mumble*
September 27, 2025 at 3:01 AM
-Why did you get thrown out the supermarket?
-*mumble*Turning Trix*mumble*
-*mumble*Turning Trix*mumble*
I spent my evening with a pair of vernier calipers modeling a cassette tape - Complete with working spools.
September 26, 2025 at 11:07 AM
I spent my evening with a pair of vernier calipers modeling a cassette tape - Complete with working spools.
Gentlefolk, The ONLY comments in this channel - apart from the automated alerts it was created to show, were by THIS person;
September 26, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Gentlefolk, The ONLY comments in this channel - apart from the automated alerts it was created to show, were by THIS person;
How to tell if anyone in the meeting is a Bill and Teds fan.
Ask them to pronounce the name of the meeting room.
Ask them to pronounce the name of the meeting room.
September 25, 2025 at 3:45 AM
How to tell if anyone in the meeting is a Bill and Teds fan.
Ask them to pronounce the name of the meeting room.
Ask them to pronounce the name of the meeting room.
Its at this point, Ladies and Gentlemen, That I took a deep breath and decided never to ask for help from my team again.
September 18, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Its at this point, Ladies and Gentlemen, That I took a deep breath and decided never to ask for help from my team again.
Finished the lock and the casing and the mount that it fits into.
Needs a bit if cleaning up, But works quite well.
Needs a bit if cleaning up, But works quite well.
September 15, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Finished the lock and the casing and the mount that it fits into.
Needs a bit if cleaning up, But works quite well.
Needs a bit if cleaning up, But works quite well.
OK, This is just getting ridiculous.
September 15, 2025 at 3:51 AM
OK, This is just getting ridiculous.