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nico suave
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amateur turtle doctor
Debating a Dodgers fan
November 3, 2025 at 9:05 PM
New mariners fans experiencing it all for the first time
October 17, 2025 at 2:13 AM
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March 21, 2025 at 6:23 AM
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March 1, 2025 at 6:12 PM
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February 25, 2025 at 9:49 PM
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just realised they call them "action fingers" because you hold the dolls with your fingers
February 14, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Eclectic 💅
February 12, 2025 at 1:25 AM
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February 11, 2025 at 7:20 AM
Who’s the funniest person you follow? I need to balance the scales after inadvertently following all these blowhards.
February 11, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Stepping on a patio in 90-degree weather
The Plasma deck is so fucking unforgiving, man, I have put together builds that would easily wreck other decks but can’t even get to Ante 7 on Plasma
February 4, 2025 at 3:23 AM
In Wicked, the witch’s name is Elphaba. This is a play on “Alphabet,” because she’s so good at “spelling.”

Pretty cool.
January 29, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Watching the Chiefs get every call imaginable makes me genuinely wonder if there’s any point in caring about sports at all
January 27, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Apple so badly needs to get it together on search functionality

Example 1 of 1,000: searching music for “1991 Covey”
January 23, 2025 at 7:37 AM
Ichiro is a hall of famer in my heart, too
January 22, 2025 at 12:12 AM
I love how many David Lynch posts are like “I didn’t understand his work, and I didn’t like it either, but he was my favorite director of all time”
January 19, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Just perfect. No notes.
January 16, 2025 at 11:32 PM
They should make a Beatles biopic where each member is portrayed by a turtle who knows karate
January 14, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Just heard someone say: “who is KN? I see them everywhere.”
January 1, 2025 at 5:49 AM
Longlegs was all my joy
Longlegs was my delight
Longlegs, my heart of gold
And who but my Lady Longlegs
December 31, 2024 at 5:21 PM
LEGO is always a noun. So never LEGO bricks, LEGO elements, LEGO sets, etc. Sometimes even “legos.”
December 16, 2024 at 5:56 PM
this
this
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watching someone go viral with a quote of your post
December 11, 2024 at 11:33 PM
Pearls before swine
December 5, 2024 at 5:37 AM
The future is wow
November 28, 2024 at 3:39 PM
I’ve got it all figured out. 🤘🏼
November 27, 2024 at 10:17 PM