tonight someone told me my outfit looks super athletic. chat i was literally exercising

the next two weeks are going to be perfect, actually

marching to the beat of my own drum and MAKING myself enjoy that beat!!!

sometimes i forget how busy i am as a person, then i look at my instagram stories and go “oh yeah thats why i’m so tired”

i like to gossip but not when im the only one to spill all the tea

experience desire for more than five seconds and it's like oh yeah this is absolutely the root of all suffering

gabby windey should replace jeff when he retires

my question is- why have little elphie & little nessa NOT been on abbott yet???

burl ives? oh you mean the guy from rudolph?

i love listening to my spotify wrapped and being like “wow i have great taste”

the smoke detector in my apartment’s hallway has been going off for a week and a half and no one has put in a maintenance request about it. bystander effect at work :/

spotify stop using so much AI and focus on making your shuffle better challenge

media (and also the rest of the world) suffered so tremendously when picture quality got too good and they stopped letting ugly and weird looking people be in movies and on tv

live action httyd reminds me of the time i illegally watched the first movie (MAJOR for me) all so i could go on a first date with the girl i’d been pining over for months to see httyd2 for our first date… honestly nothing about my general personality has changed since then

need this app to be gayer and have more survivor