Nicole
@nicole013.bsky.social
Public Insurgent; Leguminati; advocate for Oxford Comma usage; Métis; Virgo; Year of the Dragon; Only Child; INTJ.
Wasn't DOGE in charge of fixing waste?
January 4, 2026 at 12:01 AM
Wasn't DOGE in charge of fixing waste?
Is that an El Camino?
December 31, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Is that an El Camino?
Yeah, it was weird to see. Over of my kid's friends (who is 2SLGBTQQIA+) said it was a scene for straight people, written by straight people. And that seems pretty accurate.
December 30, 2025 at 8:38 AM
Yeah, it was weird to see. Over of my kid's friends (who is 2SLGBTQQIA+) said it was a scene for straight people, written by straight people. And that seems pretty accurate.
Even Bibi is looking at him like, "WTF, dude?"
December 30, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Even Bibi is looking at him like, "WTF, dude?"
The leopard is eating it's own face now.
December 29, 2025 at 8:34 AM
The leopard is eating it's own face now.
Imagine being the grandson of Belarusian-Jewish immigrants who escaped Belarus because of pogroms, and saying that.
December 27, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Imagine being the grandson of Belarusian-Jewish immigrants who escaped Belarus because of pogroms, and saying that.
I believe the Canadian version is "Treacherous Canadian" - kinda like the difference between colour and color ;)
December 27, 2025 at 3:11 AM
I believe the Canadian version is "Treacherous Canadian" - kinda like the difference between colour and color ;)
I thought he vanquished ISIS in his first term?
December 25, 2025 at 11:10 PM
I thought he vanquished ISIS in his first term?
I am sure there will be Airing of Grievances over on Truth.
December 25, 2025 at 1:39 AM
I am sure there will be Airing of Grievances over on Truth.
Don't forget Jake Paul and Andrew Tate
December 23, 2025 at 5:10 AM
Don't forget Jake Paul and Andrew Tate
Adobe makes the redaction process disgustingly easy. It's not hard at all, so I don't understand why they keep failing at this.
December 23, 2025 at 5:04 AM
Adobe makes the redaction process disgustingly easy. It's not hard at all, so I don't understand why they keep failing at this.
This is the original.
a black pillar is in the middle of a rocky area with a sunset in the background
ALT: a black pillar is in the middle of a rocky area with a sunset in the background
media.tenor.com
December 20, 2025 at 3:18 AM
This is the original.
Reposted by Nicole
I'm calling my reps and telling them I have to assume they're pedophiles or accomplices of pedophiles until they call for immediate impeachment. You can find your own reps here: reps.fyi
December 20, 2025 at 12:27 AM
I'm calling my reps and telling them I have to assume they're pedophiles or accomplices of pedophiles until they call for immediate impeachment. You can find your own reps here: reps.fyi
When Mount St. Helens blew you could get little vials of the ash from it. That might be the land he's talking about.
December 17, 2025 at 5:45 AM
When Mount St. Helens blew you could get little vials of the ash from it. That might be the land he's talking about.
The only thing I can get from this explanation is that his hands are tiny to the point that everyone he shakes hands with can wrap their thumb and finger around his hand, and put pressure on the back of his hand to cause a bruise. So really, they're admitting he has tiny hands.
December 14, 2025 at 11:42 PM
The only thing I can get from this explanation is that his hands are tiny to the point that everyone he shakes hands with can wrap their thumb and finger around his hand, and put pressure on the back of his hand to cause a bruise. So really, they're admitting he has tiny hands.
:mumbles something about apples falling from trees:
December 14, 2025 at 9:09 PM
:mumbles something about apples falling from trees:
I thought Trump ended the War on Christmas?
December 14, 2025 at 7:23 PM
I thought Trump ended the War on Christmas?
Ok, I got to it through another link. Can @johnfugelsang.bsky.social do a bit on this?
December 14, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Ok, I got to it through another link. Can @johnfugelsang.bsky.social do a bit on this?
Not available in Canada
December 14, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Not available in Canada
Very Twilight Zone-esque. This idea is approved and you must write it.
November 30, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Very Twilight Zone-esque. This idea is approved and you must write it.
Bilingual Canadian Dad Joke.
November 29, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Bilingual Canadian Dad Joke.