Presented for general use:

A shipment of purring floof has apparently arrived.

This this a thousand times this. It drives me insane. You should not prefer the suffering and death of your neighbors to a minor personal inconvenience, and you definitely aren't entitled to use government power to impose that to prevent such personal inconvenience.

Yes one must be this direct:

I'm shocked. Shocked I say. Who could imagine such a totally foreseeable result?

I do not know if this is true or effective, but presented for investigation:

Campaign ad or album cover? YOU make the CALL!

Throw someone a going away party?

This is the results of a groomer brush out visit. We made a second floof beast.

Seems so!