Nick Newlin
@nicnewlin.bsky.social
Teacher, jackal, artist-type-dude, avid reader of real life books, pooser propagater, recent Camino canvasser, traveler-where next? Help (Norway, Mexico, Colombia?)
My ❤️ is in the picture captions. Shhh
My ❤️ is in the picture captions. Shhh
Don't try to explain the National Guard deaths as a pre-text built on a pre-text for even more militarization to anyone MAGA.
Take the L. Not worth it.
Take the L. Not worth it.
November 27, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Don't try to explain the National Guard deaths as a pre-text built on a pre-text for even more militarization to anyone MAGA.
Take the L. Not worth it.
Take the L. Not worth it.
That beat drop by Pope Leo might have turned me Catholic.
If u don't know, now you know,
we got a PLUR Pope
If u don't know, now you know,
we got a PLUR Pope
November 27, 2025 at 3:30 AM
That beat drop by Pope Leo might have turned me Catholic.
If u don't know, now you know,
we got a PLUR Pope
If u don't know, now you know,
we got a PLUR Pope
This about sums up Marjorie Taylor Greene's apology tour.
November 23, 2025 at 11:07 PM
This about sums up Marjorie Taylor Greene's apology tour.
If last year's thanksgiving was any indication, this year is gonna be a damn cage match.
We fought during the Biden years. Can't imagine what this is gonna be like.
Bow out or dope up? 🤷
We fought during the Biden years. Can't imagine what this is gonna be like.
Bow out or dope up? 🤷
November 21, 2025 at 8:36 PM
If last year's thanksgiving was any indication, this year is gonna be a damn cage match.
We fought during the Biden years. Can't imagine what this is gonna be like.
Bow out or dope up? 🤷
We fought during the Biden years. Can't imagine what this is gonna be like.
Bow out or dope up? 🤷
Could not believe my coworkers (the male ones) spent all day complaining about Kimmel being a pussy and crying about losing a lifelong friend.
But did not mention once the Epstein acknowledgement
What kind of monsters has the MAGA echo chamber turned these men into?
But did not mention once the Epstein acknowledgement
What kind of monsters has the MAGA echo chamber turned these men into?
November 12, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Could not believe my coworkers (the male ones) spent all day complaining about Kimmel being a pussy and crying about losing a lifelong friend.
But did not mention once the Epstein acknowledgement
What kind of monsters has the MAGA echo chamber turned these men into?
But did not mention once the Epstein acknowledgement
What kind of monsters has the MAGA echo chamber turned these men into?
Damn the 8.
The only person I know that thinks it was smart for the Dems to cave is a Trump supporter who really believes that the GOP will extend ACA subsidies.
Delusion knows no bounds.
The only person I know that thinks it was smart for the Dems to cave is a Trump supporter who really believes that the GOP will extend ACA subsidies.
Delusion knows no bounds.
November 12, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Damn the 8.
The only person I know that thinks it was smart for the Dems to cave is a Trump supporter who really believes that the GOP will extend ACA subsidies.
Delusion knows no bounds.
The only person I know that thinks it was smart for the Dems to cave is a Trump supporter who really believes that the GOP will extend ACA subsidies.
Delusion knows no bounds.
On Mamdani's policies: I was able to talk about to people dismissing him as a communist by pointing out that the policies he is proposing are already being used by Republican run cities like Albuquerque, NM and Columbia, MO. Real communist dens
November 4, 2025 at 10:11 PM
On Mamdani's policies: I was able to talk about to people dismissing him as a communist by pointing out that the policies he is proposing are already being used by Republican run cities like Albuquerque, NM and Columbia, MO. Real communist dens
You vote today. I buy you a dessert. Just notify me and it's on its way.
World is watching again NYC.
World is watching again NYC.
November 4, 2025 at 6:20 PM
You vote today. I buy you a dessert. Just notify me and it's on its way.
World is watching again NYC.
World is watching again NYC.
So funny how design changes perception.
That damn ballroom (and notable distraction) could be something great like the world's largest bookstore.
Billionaires have plenty of places to commit crimes and chat.
That damn ballroom (and notable distraction) could be something great like the world's largest bookstore.
Billionaires have plenty of places to commit crimes and chat.
October 28, 2025 at 12:29 AM
So funny how design changes perception.
That damn ballroom (and notable distraction) could be something great like the world's largest bookstore.
Billionaires have plenty of places to commit crimes and chat.
That damn ballroom (and notable distraction) could be something great like the world's largest bookstore.
Billionaires have plenty of places to commit crimes and chat.
Pics of the piece-of-trash ballroom taking over the White House arriving at the same time as SNAP benefits evaporate will produce even more blowback than Jimmy Kimmel.
Please capitalize on their buffoonery of criminality
Make money off maga stupidity
Please capitalize on their buffoonery of criminality
Make money off maga stupidity
October 24, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Pics of the piece-of-trash ballroom taking over the White House arriving at the same time as SNAP benefits evaporate will produce even more blowback than Jimmy Kimmel.
Please capitalize on their buffoonery of criminality
Make money off maga stupidity
Please capitalize on their buffoonery of criminality
Make money off maga stupidity
Walked into a room for a Destroyer show but Jonathan Richman was there instead
It's going to take awhile to process the absurdity of tonight
It's going to take awhile to process the absurdity of tonight
October 19, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Walked into a room for a Destroyer show but Jonathan Richman was there instead
It's going to take awhile to process the absurdity of tonight
It's going to take awhile to process the absurdity of tonight
The look on my fam's faces when I said I donated to Zohran M's campaign was priceless.
October 16, 2025 at 9:39 PM
The look on my fam's faces when I said I donated to Zohran M's campaign was priceless.
My family believes Portland is under siege. No joke. Even going so far as to say it's too dangerous for our troops. Showed them these REAL TIME pics of Portland etc. and refused to believe it.
Feel like calling them idiots but really they're just in a cult.
Feel like calling them idiots but really they're just in a cult.
October 16, 2025 at 8:48 PM
My family believes Portland is under siege. No joke. Even going so far as to say it's too dangerous for our troops. Showed them these REAL TIME pics of Portland etc. and refused to believe it.
Feel like calling them idiots but really they're just in a cult.
Feel like calling them idiots but really they're just in a cult.
Everyone should be watching season 4 episode 2 of Atlanta. (the D'Angelo episode.)
Rest in peace big D. I always believed in you.
Rest in peace big D. I always believed in you.
October 15, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Everyone should be watching season 4 episode 2 of Atlanta. (the D'Angelo episode.)
Rest in peace big D. I always believed in you.
Rest in peace big D. I always believed in you.
The king in question will tear your family apart if that's what it takes to get what he wants.
Resist the temptation to hate on dumb MAGA fam
But if I wanna piss them off, laugh in their faces
Resist the temptation to hate on dumb MAGA fam
But if I wanna piss them off, laugh in their faces
October 15, 2025 at 5:25 PM
The king in question will tear your family apart if that's what it takes to get what he wants.
Resist the temptation to hate on dumb MAGA fam
But if I wanna piss them off, laugh in their faces
Resist the temptation to hate on dumb MAGA fam
But if I wanna piss them off, laugh in their faces
Pritzker for president.
October 8, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Pritzker for president.
Anyone know anything about this candy from northwestern Spain or how I can score some in the US. I would like to ship it and try to replicate it. It's the only thing in my dreams of late.
Best Autumn treat ever
Best Autumn treat ever
October 8, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Anyone know anything about this candy from northwestern Spain or how I can score some in the US. I would like to ship it and try to replicate it. It's the only thing in my dreams of late.
Best Autumn treat ever
Best Autumn treat ever
Never will I forget the naked chick that started doing yoga right in front of the national guard in Portland in 2020.
Btw. Portland now is fine. It got hectic round 2020, 2021 but it evened out. No troops please. I saw it happen once. Just got worse.
Btw. Portland now is fine. It got hectic round 2020, 2021 but it evened out. No troops please. I saw it happen once. Just got worse.
October 7, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Never will I forget the naked chick that started doing yoga right in front of the national guard in Portland in 2020.
Btw. Portland now is fine. It got hectic round 2020, 2021 but it evened out. No troops please. I saw it happen once. Just got worse.
Btw. Portland now is fine. It got hectic round 2020, 2021 but it evened out. No troops please. I saw it happen once. Just got worse.
Discovered while baking at my relative's house that she is somehow not in any way close enough with HER NEIGHBORS?!? to ask for a tbsp of vanilla.
That is sad. America. Do better. Wtf.
We stopped bowling league and see what happened.
That is sad. America. Do better. Wtf.
We stopped bowling league and see what happened.
September 26, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Discovered while baking at my relative's house that she is somehow not in any way close enough with HER NEIGHBORS?!? to ask for a tbsp of vanilla.
That is sad. America. Do better. Wtf.
We stopped bowling league and see what happened.
That is sad. America. Do better. Wtf.
We stopped bowling league and see what happened.
Ice cream is what beating women must taste like to those cowards
September 26, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Ice cream is what beating women must taste like to those cowards
Line drawn in the sand.
Genocide, ehh. Economy, ehh. Weaponizing the doj. Eliminating our and the social safety net and so on.
BUT
Don't silence your critics and "late night talk show hosts."
If there is one thing this country obesseses over and it's free speech.
This gonna blow back so hard.
Genocide, ehh. Economy, ehh. Weaponizing the doj. Eliminating our and the social safety net and so on.
BUT
Don't silence your critics and "late night talk show hosts."
If there is one thing this country obesseses over and it's free speech.
This gonna blow back so hard.
September 18, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Line drawn in the sand.
Genocide, ehh. Economy, ehh. Weaponizing the doj. Eliminating our and the social safety net and so on.
BUT
Don't silence your critics and "late night talk show hosts."
If there is one thing this country obesseses over and it's free speech.
This gonna blow back so hard.
Genocide, ehh. Economy, ehh. Weaponizing the doj. Eliminating our and the social safety net and so on.
BUT
Don't silence your critics and "late night talk show hosts."
If there is one thing this country obesseses over and it's free speech.
This gonna blow back so hard.
This is the telephone booth at my job. Half the reason I work there is because they still got a telephone booth.
Like working next to an endangered species
Like working next to an endangered species
September 17, 2025 at 5:01 PM
This is the telephone booth at my job. Half the reason I work there is because they still got a telephone booth.
Like working next to an endangered species
Like working next to an endangered species
Vamos a ver very "cancel culture."
This unfortunately is who we are.
It is no surprise I have had at least one a day.
Some people think it's disgusting. I say "under the right conditions if every other avenue was exhausted" it is a necessary step to relinquishing your thirst.
This unfortunately is who we are.
It is no surprise I have had at least one a day.
Some people think it's disgusting. I say "under the right conditions if every other avenue was exhausted" it is a necessary step to relinquishing your thirst.
September 17, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Vamos a ver very "cancel culture."
This unfortunately is who we are.
It is no surprise I have had at least one a day.
Some people think it's disgusting. I say "under the right conditions if every other avenue was exhausted" it is a necessary step to relinquishing your thirst.
This unfortunately is who we are.
It is no surprise I have had at least one a day.
Some people think it's disgusting. I say "under the right conditions if every other avenue was exhausted" it is a necessary step to relinquishing your thirst.
Just a few days in the US and the bonkers amount I will spend on health care is sinking in
August 18, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Just a few days in the US and the bonkers amount I will spend on health care is sinking in