i’m sorry but these people are so out of touch. just people who are yapping from the other side of the country and yet they’re so confident.

i’m literally in tears watching this. is this what it’s like to feel truly and deeply represented by a political candidate? i so hope he wins

zohran mamdani

right wing replies on twitter have lost the juice. i called the “women posting Ls” guy gay after seeing him at a karaoke bar i was at, and all the replies just called me gay back. this would go crazy on the 3rd grade playground. also idk i think i look good in that photo

standup set from the ham mic in williamsburg where we discuss white people, ancestry dot com, and politics in parenting

reading sherlock holmes. this dude watson is so gay for sherlock. “ummm uhhh don’t judge me for being obsessed with my roommate ok i had no life”

likely story mr watson

happy new year

here’s my standup set about our favorite assassin Luigi.

yes it was recorded on a potato

thinking of deleting this tweet. i should just move on and accept that it did not make me a niche internet microcelebrity. the site’s not even live anymore. I’ve got a good job and career from it but do i really wanna be known forever as a tech bro? all the twitter followers from it were bots🤮

danny phantom going ghost but it just makes me look like this

heard u can post thirst traps on here