nick sawhney
@nicksawhney.bsky.social
software engineer who hates tech bros.
posted a vlog of the zohran scavenger hunt to tiktok and it did great for the first day and then the tiktok algorithm decided to only show it to curtis sliwa supporters spamming me with deranged and blatantly islamophobic comments :/
August 28, 2025 at 11:01 PM
posted a vlog of the zohran scavenger hunt to tiktok and it did great for the first day and then the tiktok algorithm decided to only show it to curtis sliwa supporters spamming me with deranged and blatantly islamophobic comments :/
what’s the point of the G train if it’s down all the time
August 16, 2025 at 8:20 PM
what’s the point of the G train if it’s down all the time
scar was hella aura farming when he had all those hyenas who worked for him doing a choreographed dance to no audience
July 24, 2025 at 11:28 PM
scar was hella aura farming when he had all those hyenas who worked for him doing a choreographed dance to no audience
HELP WHAT KARAOKE SONGS DO DEVOPS ENGINEERS LIKE
July 16, 2025 at 6:45 AM
HELP WHAT KARAOKE SONGS DO DEVOPS ENGINEERS LIKE
i’m sorry but these people are so out of touch. just people who are yapping from the other side of the country and yet they’re so confident.
June 26, 2025 at 4:05 AM
i’m sorry but these people are so out of touch. just people who are yapping from the other side of the country and yet they’re so confident.
Brooklyn is electric tonight. Bunch of people cheering on the street. My Uber driver goes, “What happened?”
“Election!”
“Who won?”
“Zohran.”
“So Cuomo’s out?”
He started honking and i hopped out while everyone cheered.
“Election!”
“Who won?”
“Zohran.”
“So Cuomo’s out?”
He started honking and i hopped out while everyone cheered.
June 25, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Brooklyn is electric tonight. Bunch of people cheering on the street. My Uber driver goes, “What happened?”
“Election!”
“Who won?”
“Zohran.”
“So Cuomo’s out?”
He started honking and i hopped out while everyone cheered.
“Election!”
“Who won?”
“Zohran.”
“So Cuomo’s out?”
He started honking and i hopped out while everyone cheered.
i did a toast to quirky indian boys who smile a lot and my friend (also named Nick) put his arm around me and was like “and their jewish best friends” and then we decided to be zohran and brad lander for halloween
June 25, 2025 at 2:31 AM
i did a toast to quirky indian boys who smile a lot and my friend (also named Nick) put his arm around me and was like “and their jewish best friends” and then we decided to be zohran and brad lander for halloween
i’m literally in tears watching this. is this what it’s like to feel truly and deeply represented by a political candidate? i so hope he wins
June 22, 2025 at 5:46 AM
i’m literally in tears watching this. is this what it’s like to feel truly and deeply represented by a political candidate? i so hope he wins
testing the absolute limits of shazam by using it on people doing karaoke
June 16, 2025 at 3:27 AM
testing the absolute limits of shazam by using it on people doing karaoke
right wing replies on twitter have lost the juice. i called the “women posting Ls” guy gay after seeing him at a karaoke bar i was at, and all the replies just called me gay back. this would go crazy on the 3rd grade playground. also idk i think i look good in that photo
June 1, 2025 at 6:01 AM
right wing replies on twitter have lost the juice. i called the “women posting Ls” guy gay after seeing him at a karaoke bar i was at, and all the replies just called me gay back. this would go crazy on the 3rd grade playground. also idk i think i look good in that photo
if we lose to the pacers again i’m killing myself in front of tyrese halliburton to forever alter the trajectory of his life
May 17, 2025 at 2:41 AM
if we lose to the pacers again i’m killing myself in front of tyrese halliburton to forever alter the trajectory of his life
the overton window on bluesky is different from twitter which makes will stancil the perfect bluesky villain while on twitter you had to side with him against the right
April 26, 2025 at 3:08 AM
the overton window on bluesky is different from twitter which makes will stancil the perfect bluesky villain while on twitter you had to side with him against the right
Canvassed for Zohran today and got to explain ranked choice voting to a bunch of nice old ladies in their sunday best
April 20, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Canvassed for Zohran today and got to explain ranked choice voting to a bunch of nice old ladies in their sunday best
some poly bitch named peptide is literally inside me right now
April 17, 2025 at 5:43 PM
some poly bitch named peptide is literally inside me right now
just ate a breakfast burrito at 5:30pm for lunch. become ungovernable
April 9, 2025 at 9:34 PM
just ate a breakfast burrito at 5:30pm for lunch. become ungovernable
standup set from the ham mic in williamsburg where we discuss white people, ancestry dot com, and politics in parenting
April 2, 2025 at 12:45 AM
standup set from the ham mic in williamsburg where we discuss white people, ancestry dot com, and politics in parenting
i have deleted x the everything app
April 2, 2025 at 12:22 AM
i have deleted x the everything app
every pokémon game i have ever bought
What’s a beloved game that did not click with you?
March 30, 2025 at 11:04 PM
every pokémon game i have ever bought
hate to admit it but you gotta hand it to the gym bros. working out regularly is an absolute game changer. i’ve only been doing it for a couple weeks and i am straight up happier more often. only downside is it has not made me super model hot (yet)
March 30, 2025 at 10:53 PM
hate to admit it but you gotta hand it to the gym bros. working out regularly is an absolute game changer. i’ve only been doing it for a couple weeks and i am straight up happier more often. only downside is it has not made me super model hot (yet)
hey sabrina carpenter. sorry people are trying to out-prude themselves over you. anyways i’m making dinner tonight if you wanna pull up
March 20, 2025 at 5:03 PM
hey sabrina carpenter. sorry people are trying to out-prude themselves over you. anyways i’m making dinner tonight if you wanna pull up
i got a promotion and a raise !!!!!!!!
February 18, 2025 at 5:44 PM
i got a promotion and a raise !!!!!!!!
reading sherlock holmes. this dude watson is so gay for sherlock. “ummm uhhh don’t judge me for being obsessed with my roommate ok i had no life”
likely story mr watson
likely story mr watson
January 25, 2025 at 4:49 AM
reading sherlock holmes. this dude watson is so gay for sherlock. “ummm uhhh don’t judge me for being obsessed with my roommate ok i had no life”
likely story mr watson
likely story mr watson
vibes are off in nyc today. i booked a haircut, went to said haircut place, there was nobody there, went to 3 other haircut places asking for a walk in, no availability, now i’m sitting in a bushwick wine bar where both the bartender and the girl next to me are in very melancholy moods.
January 19, 2025 at 8:13 PM
vibes are off in nyc today. i booked a haircut, went to said haircut place, there was nobody there, went to 3 other haircut places asking for a walk in, no availability, now i’m sitting in a bushwick wine bar where both the bartender and the girl next to me are in very melancholy moods.