Rebellions are built on hope

I love how low the bar is for naming this now
“$7 Deep Sighs”

Seriously I think the networks make up Texas town names

The wind is so insane in Dallas right now that the sky has a 5 o'clock shadow

A thing that tracks for 2025 is broccoli murdering you

My family is prepping our usual Feast of the Seven Fishes so I’m helping prep by threatening to throw my fork a lot

Honestly my goal for 2025 is to be more like the Grillo’s Pickle

Just got roasted by an electrical box in East Dallas

*looking up to moon*
Are you looking up to the moon too, fried chicken sandwich at Slow Bone? Thinkin about you

I’m going to fill a duffle bag with these tater tots and carry itl around like it’s holding the money from a bank heist

(They’re from Harvey B’s in East Dallas)

How’s your brain doing? I accidentally brought my tv remote to the grocery store

that’s where I’m at