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Nick Polak
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love to connect #online with #friends and talk #hawks #goms and #weare

@therealnpolak at the other place
The officials in the Giants-Eagles game have been drunk since 6am this morning
October 26, 2025 at 6:29 PM
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cal raleigh has gone yard every time they have shown @nickpolak.bsky.social in the crowd looking like he is going to die during one of his at bats
October 18, 2025 at 12:51 AM
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about the ~23:30 or so mark here me and @nickpolak.bsky.social get into what i mean where i blame the coaches, but i think the roles they've designed for the backs mixed with how they've called games is setting singleton up to fail bsky.app/profile/roar...
October 11, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Hey it’s college football season
August 29, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Let’s boil some beers folks
January 1, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Does everyone else join the CHEESE! CHEESE! CHEESE! chant in the Cheez It commercial too? Or is that just me?
December 31, 2024 at 6:05 PM
Thinking about a 40-13 Penn State win tomorrow
December 30, 2024 at 5:44 PM
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I love this Coug team man. College football is so much richer because of Wazzu and programs like them. They make the whole thing great.
December 28, 2024 at 1:46 AM
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So @samueljoseph51.bsky.social, @nickpolak.bsky.social and I wrote you a movie. Merry Christmas from The Light Bat. thelightbat.substack.com/p/light-bat-...
Light Bat Motion Pictures Presents: A Five-Tool Christmas
Dinging and donging merrily on high
thelightbat.substack.com
December 20, 2024 at 3:51 PM
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Thursday Preview sneak peek: Penn State is built around creating negative plays on defense and completely avoiding them on offense. It's working pretty well.
December 17, 2024 at 12:03 PM
Riq Woolen is determined to have the worst night a CB has ever had
December 16, 2024 at 2:32 AM
If I were the Mariners I would simply keep my awesome rotation in tact and spend some money to augment the lineup.

But I guess I'm just built different
December 13, 2024 at 5:21 PM
For no particular reason, shout out to the single coolest moment of sports I have ever experienced. I will never forget the feeling of watching this happen from the stands, highly doubt it will ever be topped.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=kpTM...
Penn State Blocks Field Goal & Grant Haley Scores a Touchdown vs. Ohio State | Big Ten Football
YouTube video by Big Ten Network
www.youtube.com
December 3, 2024 at 5:59 PM
"This look at Josh Allen's childhood, brought to you by Patron Tequila."

Sure, sure
December 2, 2024 at 3:27 AM
Another stress-free Seahawks W
December 1, 2024 at 9:25 PM
This is the worst football game I’ve ever seen lmao
December 1, 2024 at 8:41 PM
The Seahawks refusal to employ a real return man is so annoying. Igwebuike was here! He was great! Why did you let him go!
December 1, 2024 at 6:40 PM
Maryland is ATROCIOUS
November 30, 2024 at 10:01 PM
I can’t believe a Kevin Warren-run organization is bad at what it does, that’s crazy
November 29, 2024 at 6:53 PM
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Matt Eberflus kept that timeout for me and I am serving it for dessert
November 28, 2024 at 9:01 PM
Eberflus needs to be fired IMMEDIATELY
November 28, 2024 at 9:00 PM
I think The Merry Gentlemen on Netflix might be the worst Christmas movie I've ever seen. Horrible acting, but they don't care. Remarkably predictable storyline, but they don't care. Hilariously unrealistic, but they don't care.

10/10
I will watch it every year forever, I could not stop laughing.
November 26, 2024 at 5:12 AM
The Angels may be dumb. But at least they're trying while they still have Trout. And they tried when they still had Ohtani, they just did a bad job of it.
November 25, 2024 at 4:55 PM
HAWKS DEFENSE BACK
The Cardinals—who have one of the best rushing attacks in football—ran the ball 14 times; 12 of those runs were unsuccessful.

JAMES CONNER had a 0% success rate on the ground.

That’s…wild.
November 25, 2024 at 12:38 AM
Name a line from a TV show or movie that is not a popular quote but you say all the time anyway.

Mine is Ben in Parks and Rec when he’s in DC

“Ellisss. Elbowwwww. Chupacabraaaaaaaa. Drinking coffeeeeeeeeeeeee.”
a man in a suit is getting his hair blow dried by another man
ALT: a man in a suit is getting his hair blow dried by another man
media.tenor.com
November 24, 2024 at 4:00 PM