Nicholas William "Beetleborg" Pettigrew
@nickpettigrew.bsky.social
Solo dev, writer, comedian, father, man about town, gadfly, value menu afficionado
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The Annals of Los Perdedores | Nicholas Pettigrew | Substack
The Substack documenting the fun and colorful history of Los Perdedores, California. Click to read The Annals of Los Perdedores, by Nicholas Pettigrew, a Substack publication. Launched 8 months ago.
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Ever heard of the small town of Los Perdedores? Do you know about the Ice Cream Disaster of 1922 or the gangs of Tricycle Rabbits that roam the town? Then you should check out the Annals of Los Perdedores and subscribe to the Substack!
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November 17, 2025 at 9:22 PM
My son said he needed to do the opposite of pee. He meant poop. I said the opposite of pee would be sucking pee in. He asked through your mouth or penis. I said probably penis. He disagreed. Who is right? Also, I need to talk to people my own age.
August 23, 2025 at 5:15 PM
My son said he needed to do the opposite of pee. He meant poop. I said the opposite of pee would be sucking pee in. He asked through your mouth or penis. I said probably penis. He disagreed. Who is right? Also, I need to talk to people my own age.
Starting over again at Comedy is fucking rough.
July 16, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Starting over again at Comedy is fucking rough.
Is it in every old white guys DNA to have LOUD shitty hot takes at restaurants?
June 12, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Is it in every old white guys DNA to have LOUD shitty hot takes at restaurants?
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It is 100% carrying water for the opposition to participate in this collective delusion that Dems for some reason need to answer for every teen who throws a rock rather than hold the Trump admin accountable for intentionally creating chaos and breaking the law to stoke violence.
They are in charge.
They are in charge.
June 11, 2025 at 12:44 AM
It is 100% carrying water for the opposition to participate in this collective delusion that Dems for some reason need to answer for every teen who throws a rock rather than hold the Trump admin accountable for intentionally creating chaos and breaking the law to stoke violence.
They are in charge.
They are in charge.
I braved the protests and riots in LA to go see a comedy show last night, just blocks from all the chaos. Honestly, if it weren't for a few helicopters in the air, you wouldn't know anything was even happening. This is all propaganda and bullshit. Don't fall for it.
June 10, 2025 at 4:18 PM
I braved the protests and riots in LA to go see a comedy show last night, just blocks from all the chaos. Honestly, if it weren't for a few helicopters in the air, you wouldn't know anything was even happening. This is all propaganda and bullshit. Don't fall for it.
Why is it every time you change doctors they are always so confused about why you're taking all your current medications? I always end up changing meds when I change doctors.
May 28, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Why is it every time you change doctors they are always so confused about why you're taking all your current medications? I always end up changing meds when I change doctors.
I am waiting in the waiting area for my car to be serviced and a dude is in here taking a Teams Meeting. I think he is talking about important rocket shit. It is taking my whole being to not just talk over him on my own pretend call with my doctor about my hemorrhoids.
May 12, 2025 at 4:24 PM
I am waiting in the waiting area for my car to be serviced and a dude is in here taking a Teams Meeting. I think he is talking about important rocket shit. It is taking my whole being to not just talk over him on my own pretend call with my doctor about my hemorrhoids.
Hair tinsel is a huge hit with the middle aged moms at the children’s birthday party.
May 3, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Hair tinsel is a huge hit with the middle aged moms at the children’s birthday party.
I have a God Complex by which I mean I don’t believe in myself.
May 1, 2025 at 9:23 PM
I have a God Complex by which I mean I don’t believe in myself.
Sometimes game dev is making huge amounts of progress on something and having absolutely nothing to show for it. I made a ton of progress on a journalism system for a game I'm working on, but I have nothing to show how cool it is right now. #solodev
April 28, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Sometimes game dev is making huge amounts of progress on something and having absolutely nothing to show for it. I made a ton of progress on a journalism system for a game I'm working on, but I have nothing to show how cool it is right now. #solodev
All I know is how to cook steak and make chocolate chip cookies. Everything else is a mess.
April 24, 2025 at 10:22 PM
All I know is how to cook steak and make chocolate chip cookies. Everything else is a mess.
I just want one friend who I can talk to about Eurovision.
April 21, 2025 at 7:30 PM
I just want one friend who I can talk to about Eurovision.
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Sooo...if a person had to move back to Sacramento, is there anything fun going on?
April 12, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Sooo...if a person had to move back to Sacramento, is there anything fun going on?
Trying to stretch my narrative design wings! Please take a walk through Los Perdedores! A small town full of tall tales and odd mysteries! I'm going to keep updating this project with more interactable elements and stories, so please check back! Also, let me know what you think!
Los Perdedores by Nick Pettigrew
A walking simulator through a bizarre town full of interesting stories!
nickpettigrew.itch.io
April 4, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Trying to stretch my narrative design wings! Please take a walk through Los Perdedores! A small town full of tall tales and odd mysteries! I'm going to keep updating this project with more interactable elements and stories, so please check back! Also, let me know what you think!
Listening to a self help book at a comic book convention is peak me.
March 29, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Listening to a self help book at a comic book convention is peak me.
At WonderCon way too early. My wife and son are in Disneyland. I don’t know what to do with myself.
March 29, 2025 at 3:30 PM
At WonderCon way too early. My wife and son are in Disneyland. I don’t know what to do with myself.
Has anyone done the Gaming Creator Connection or Pitch Review at #WonderCon or #ComicCon? I am considering checking them out at Wonder-Con but I'm curious if anyone has an experience with them. #GameDev
March 19, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Has anyone done the Gaming Creator Connection or Pitch Review at #WonderCon or #ComicCon? I am considering checking them out at Wonder-Con but I'm curious if anyone has an experience with them. #GameDev
Hey! My game, Xpressorcist, is on sale right now for the Steam Spring Sale! It's only $1.99 for a fun game about exorcisms and the Devil falling in love with your grandma! Please buy it and help me get to $100 dollars in revenue so Steam has to pay out. #QuestFor100Dollars #gamedev #SteamSpringSale
Save 50% on Xpressorcist on Steam
A Exorcism Simulator! Take the role of an Xpressorcist (Express Exorcist) and exorcise as many people as possible with out running out of time and accidentally blowing them up!!
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March 14, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Hey! My game, Xpressorcist, is on sale right now for the Steam Spring Sale! It's only $1.99 for a fun game about exorcisms and the Devil falling in love with your grandma! Please buy it and help me get to $100 dollars in revenue so Steam has to pay out. #QuestFor100Dollars #gamedev #SteamSpringSale
I think if we can just fix Elon Musk's broken dick America can be saved.
February 22, 2025 at 6:45 PM
I think if we can just fix Elon Musk's broken dick America can be saved.
Replaced my ssd.
two men are standing in front of a bunk bed in a room
ALT: two men are standing in front of a bunk bed in a room
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February 22, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Replaced my ssd.