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Satanic Bay Area
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Doing great things in the name of Satan throughout the San Francisco Bay Area.
January 6, 2026 at 12:53 PM
January 5, 2026 at 12:09 PM
And now, your Sunday Sermon.

Never realized Christ is also an alpha bro influencer on top of his king routine.
January 4, 2026 at 10:30 PM
January 4, 2026 at 7:58 PM
January 4, 2026 at 11:24 AM
January 4, 2026 at 10:47 AM
January 3, 2026 at 9:44 AM
January 2, 2026 at 8:59 PM
January 2, 2026 at 10:55 AM
The year is always One.
January 1, 2026 at 8:36 PM
January 1, 2026 at 11:50 AM
New Eves, old Eves--they all have their charms.
December 31, 2025 at 11:53 PM
December 31, 2025 at 11:00 AM
On demand, without apology.
December 30, 2025 at 11:35 PM
December 30, 2025 at 9:29 PM
And now, your Sunday Sermon.

"Repent and follow," but not very far it seems.
December 29, 2025 at 12:42 AM
December 28, 2025 at 8:38 PM
StubHub apologizes for maybe the only worthwhile thing they've ever done.

www.nbc4i.com/news/u-s-wor...
December 28, 2025 at 1:22 AM
December 27, 2025 at 8:31 PM
December 25, 2025 at 1:57 PM
We're heartened by this return to feline worship.

Ideally of course people wouldn't worship anything, but barring that this is still a net improvement.
December 25, 2025 at 12:28 AM
December 24, 2025 at 7:55 PM
On our brand new episode of Black Mass Appeal:

Stop the presses--we need to catch up.

player.fm/series/black...
December 24, 2025 at 1:32 AM
December 23, 2025 at 10:23 PM
What happens at Solstice stays at Solstice.
December 22, 2025 at 1:35 AM