Nick on The Net™
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I'm just a Nick, trying to navigate The Net.
Videogames, Vaporwave. Follow me for the "creme de la creme" of takes on current events.
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"This is my hype man, he makes me act like a total berk, and not deliver any meaningful change."
January 6, 2026 at 10:55 PM
"This is my hype man, he makes me act like a total berk, and not deliver any meaningful change."
Always confused by this mysticism around McSweeney, he helped starmer ride a wave of Tory hatred directly into the exact same toilet. What was the grand plan?
January 6, 2026 at 10:23 PM
Always confused by this mysticism around McSweeney, he helped starmer ride a wave of Tory hatred directly into the exact same toilet. What was the grand plan?
Will Sluggo become a beatnick for real this time? Find out next time on Nancy
January 6, 2026 at 2:39 PM
Will Sluggo become a beatnick for real this time? Find out next time on Nancy
Is that what they're calling it these days?
January 5, 2026 at 11:28 PM
Is that what they're calling it these days?
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MARJORIE TAYLOR GREENE: i got easily tricked by a moron and it took me years to realize it
THE MEDIA: wow! may we hear your insights??
THE MEDIA: wow! may we hear your insights??
December 30, 2025 at 11:06 AM
MARJORIE TAYLOR GREENE: i got easily tricked by a moron and it took me years to realize it
THE MEDIA: wow! may we hear your insights??
THE MEDIA: wow! may we hear your insights??
Any time you ask for a glass of water round their house, you end up checking "Peter, what proportion of this is egg water?" And then have a very terse conversation about sticking it to the water companies somehow.
December 26, 2025 at 10:40 AM
Any time you ask for a glass of water round their house, you end up checking "Peter, what proportion of this is egg water?" And then have a very terse conversation about sticking it to the water companies somehow.
Their house 100% stinks of eggs. That's just a fact.
December 26, 2025 at 10:20 AM
Their house 100% stinks of eggs. That's just a fact.
Start fundraising for all the poor impoverished *checks notes*... Electricians!?
December 26, 2025 at 10:19 AM
Start fundraising for all the poor impoverished *checks notes*... Electricians!?
And then she gets noshed to bits.
December 25, 2025 at 12:57 AM
And then she gets noshed to bits.
Sluggo really kept the economy of Nancytown going. He had 100 jobs!
December 21, 2025 at 10:20 AM
Sluggo really kept the economy of Nancytown going. He had 100 jobs!
He got taken to pieces like a Duplo train set.
December 20, 2025 at 9:45 AM
He got taken to pieces like a Duplo train set.
Love this, a very seasonal Nancy.
December 19, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Love this, a very seasonal Nancy.
"He wanted to fuck it like Mr Pastry"
December 19, 2025 at 9:53 AM
"He wanted to fuck it like Mr Pastry"
"Mr Pastry fucks."
Please, it's Christmas.
Please, it's Christmas.
December 19, 2025 at 9:42 AM
"Mr Pastry fucks."
Please, it's Christmas.
Please, it's Christmas.
Miller as always looks like he's trying to hide the fact he has farted by accusing you of farting.
December 18, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Miller as always looks like he's trying to hide the fact he has farted by accusing you of farting.