EVERYONE, even people who are happily married, will always look at porn, or *at least* nudes of other people. Especially if they're Star Trek fans.

Q: What do you call a group of 12 roosters?
A: A doesn't eggs.

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Romeo- "But low-key! What's that light in the window? It's Juliet, and she's hella gyatt!"
Juliet- "Aren't you a Montague? They straight sus. You better skrrt."
Romeo- (aside) "Damn, I gotta skibidi rizz!" (aloud) "Montague is mid! I'd yeet the name for you! Fr, fr!"
Juliet- "No cap? You on fleek."

Desperate for a way to end school shootings, they finally admitted that they would rather close the schools than restrict the guns.

I hate character limits. I realize that's just part of moving from Facebook to "Sane Twitter", but realization doesn't make it any easier. Or better.

Anyway, I remember a part of Avatar: The Last Airbender that *you* do not. Because it didn't happen.
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Never Have I Ever . . .
seen anyone purchase, or consume, a Charleston Chew.

The weird thing is, Musk *has* tech guys who are smarter. Wiser. More canny. DEFINITELY older. Tesla's got some, SpaceX has some, Twitter's obviously got some. So WHY did he pick *this* handful of Junior Varsity clowns to swing the wrecking balls?

Character limits can bite me, so here's a thread.

Okay, this SUPER SNAZZY first post is to confirm that yes, that Private Message (or text, I don't know how you receive it) was in fact from me, my Facebook *is* indeed kaput, and I'll be hanging out here from now on. Expect my usual mildly-entertaining nonsense.