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Nick Kerker
@nickkerker.com
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What does God need with a starship?

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Software engineering manager. Linux and FOSS enthusiast. Pro-LGBTQIA+, Pro-Palestine, anti-fascist, and anti-AI. Trans rights are human rights.

Mastodon: https://mstdn.social/@thekerker
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Yeah they're right there's nothing hot about Sabri.... sorry, lost my train of thought there.
Sabrina Carpenter. She is an extremely attractive white woman with long blond hair wearing a white sleeveless dress, black hose, and black heals. She is sitting on the floor and leaning suggestively against a sofa with green cushions.
November 7, 2025 at 8:13 PM
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Scene from The Simpsons. The criminal Snake, a man with slicked back brown hair, an earring, scruffy beard, green snake tattoo on his arm, and wearing a T-shirt with a blue jacket with the sleeves torn off, is holding what appears to be a VHS player on a sidewalk at night. He’s looking at it with a disappointed expression. The caption reads “(moans) oh no! Beta.”
November 1, 2025 at 1:34 PM
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Scene from the Simpsons. Homer is sitting at a table with a bunch of empty American cheese wrappers. He's in his underwear and looks disheveled. Marge is standing there looking concerned. There caption reads "Have you been up all night eating cheese?"
October 21, 2025 at 11:09 AM
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Image from The Simpsons. Marge, Homer, and Lisa are sitting at the dining room table. Homer is looking at Marge, while Lisa is holding a Malibu Stacy doll and looks angry. Marge is saying "Now let's forget our troubles with a big bowl of strawberry ice cream."
October 20, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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Image from the Simpsons. A sweaty Principal Seymore Skinner is sitting in his office on the phone. The caption reads "But I-I was sure it was a phony excuse. I mean, it sounds so made up. 'Yom Kip Pur.'"
October 17, 2025 at 2:06 PM
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September 27, 2025 at 11:59 AM
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Oh crap I better return Sleeping Polaroid's call.
Screenshot of a voice mail transcription. It reads "Hi Nicholas, I'm sleeping Polaroid Just wanted to talk about the insurance Can you connect again?…"
September 9, 2025 at 4:23 PM
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Yesterday's project. Decided to create a qBittorrent seed box all because Mullvad VPN is removing OpenVPN support and for the life of me I couldn't get Wireguard working on my Synology NAS. Everything's up and running now and I just sftp the files over to the NAS.
Various computer components on a blue silicone mat. Clockwise from top left: metal case for Raspberry Pi 5, Samsung 990 Pro 2 TB SSD, SanDisk Ultra 256 GB microSD card, CanaKit USB-C PD power adapter, 52pi M.2 NVME Hat for Raspberry Pi 5, Framework screwdriver, and Raspberry Pi 5.
August 30, 2025 at 11:59 AM
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Photo of a 2 story home with tan brick, cream stucco, and a red roof.
August 24, 2025 at 1:16 PM
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A man with a disgusted look on his face.
August 7, 2025 at 2:55 AM
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This is where I post from
A woman in a white jump suit with orange stripes on the left leg sitting in a futuristic, while holding cell. She has a despondent look on her face and is clutching her knees.
July 19, 2025 at 4:19 PM
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A man with a disgusted look on his face.
July 11, 2025 at 11:55 AM
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Some scenes from our small town No Kings Protest today.

#NoKings #Chillicothe #Illinois
Protestors lining a sidewalk against a black fence holding various signs. Man standing against a fence waving an American and Mexican flag. He is wearing a hat and sunglasses and holding the hand of a woman next to him. Various protestors holding signs. A woman has a sign resting on her shoulder that reads "No kings" with a picture of a crossed out crown. Another man is holding 2 signs. One reads "They blame immigrants so you won't blame billionaires" and the other reads "Elect a rapist expect to get fucked!" Protestors lining a sidewalk in front of a busy street. They are holding various signs. Some of them read "No Kings. Due process is for everyone!", "No American kings!", and "Stand 4 all, Fall 4 nothing".
June 14, 2025 at 8:29 PM
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Huh
List of the most read Wikipedia articles in English. Number 4 is "Magic cross piercing" with the sub heading "Penile piercing." Next to it is a picture of a penis with 3 silver studs pierced into the head.
June 3, 2025 at 1:41 AM
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If you see this, I IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation.
2 panel meme. Top image shows a picture of the Backstreet Boys next to a picture of N'Sync with the caption "Corporate needs you to find the differences between this picture and this picture." The bottom image is Pam from The Office with the caption "They're the same picture."
May 18, 2025 at 1:43 AM
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Captain America punching the shit out of Nazi fuckhead Red Skull. Red Skull is flailing backwards like a bitch. There is a speech bubble above Red Skull that says "So much for the tolerant left."
May 17, 2025 at 11:55 AM
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Not sure if this is the most efficient route my package could take.
Screen shot from USPS Informed Delivery showing a package bouncing back and forth between Kansas and St. Louis, Missouri between May 5 and May 8.
May 9, 2025 at 12:23 PM
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While I enjoyed Horizons East, there are just too many bangers on here to count.

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Album cover for To Be Everywhere Is To Be Nowhere. The image is in black and white. The top half appears to be a topographic relief of a mountain, while the bottom half is distorted lines. Both the band name and title are in block letters.
May 1, 2025 at 11:39 PM
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This is ridiculous. Everyone knows this was Princess Diana.
Singer George Michael looking absolutely fabulous.
April 28, 2025 at 2:07 PM
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Everytime I see a picture of Marc Andreessen this is all I see
Dan Ackroyd as his SNL Codehead character. He is standing outside in front of a garage holding what I think is a spark plug.
April 28, 2025 at 2:02 PM
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Went to a town hall for Rep. Darin LaHood (IL-16) and since he didn't show up, they put up a cardboard version of him at which we could air our grievances.
A group of people sitting in chairs looks up at a cardboard cutout of a man while a person with a microphone addresses the crowd.
April 26, 2025 at 11:13 PM
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The Fanhome Shrike model is an absolute chonker. The entire bottom is die cast metal and it's a lot heavier than the other models.
Model of the enemy ship Shrike from Star Trek Picard. It is brownish tan and spikey, with 4 curved spires in front of it. It is almost insect like in appearance. It is sitting on a wood desk facing off against the USS Titan-A Fanhome model.
April 17, 2025 at 2:53 PM
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At least the commenters agree it's a stupid as fuck proposal.
Screenshot from a Washington Post AI-generated summary of the comments section. It reads: "What readers are saying The overwhelming sentiment in the comments is strong opposition to the idea of a constitutional amendment allowing Donald Trump to run for a third term while abolishing the electoral college. Many commenters express disbelief and outrage, describing the proposal as absurd,... Show more This summary is AI-generated. AI can make mistakes and this summary is not a replacement for reading the comments."
April 3, 2025 at 9:20 PM
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Just threw Highlander on the Plex, and why does Connor MacLeod look like he's being sucked off on the poster?
Poster for the 1986 fantasy film Highlander. It shows a man holding a sword while another man behind him wearing a skull mask looks on with a menacing snarl. The man holding the sword looks like he's having a mind-blowing orgasm.
April 3, 2025 at 2:15 PM
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Entering my Ted Kaczynski era.
Selfie of me wearing reflective aviator sunglasses with a hoodie pulled over my head. I look somewhat like the police sketch of the Unabomber.
March 30, 2025 at 6:30 PM