This is my 1st rodeo
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Disney, Wear OS development, Kubrick, bluegrass, the Oxford comma, and who knows what else. I contain multitudes.
At the Vatican pavilion at the 1964 N.Y. World's Fair, when the guard wasn't looking, I licked Michelangelo's Pieta. AMA.
At the Vatican pavilion at the 1964 N.Y. World's Fair, when the guard wasn't looking, I licked Michelangelo's Pieta. AMA.
"Let him do so now, and decrease the surplus population."
December 3, 2025 at 4:23 AM
"Let him do so now, and decrease the surplus population."
Blue States should say "Fuck you, we'll stop sending you federal taxes and fund SNAP ourselves."
December 2, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Blue States should say "Fuck you, we'll stop sending you federal taxes and fund SNAP ourselves."
And it's dishwasher safe!
December 2, 2025 at 2:00 PM
And it's dishwasher safe!
My "shocked face" is getting pretty worn out
December 1, 2025 at 3:39 PM
My "shocked face" is getting pretty worn out
Wake Up, Dead Man, We're At Grandma's
(I don't remember the original author of this for credit, but it wasn't me)
(I don't remember the original author of this for credit, but it wasn't me)
November 29, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Wake Up, Dead Man, We're At Grandma's
(I don't remember the original author of this for credit, but it wasn't me)
(I don't remember the original author of this for credit, but it wasn't me)
Okay, that fact was not fun. Let me know if you want a refund.
November 27, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Okay, that fact was not fun. Let me know if you want a refund.