This is my 1st rodeo
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Disney, Wear OS development, Kubrick, bluegrass, the Oxford comma, and who knows what else. I contain multitudes.
At the Vatican pavilion at the 1964 N.Y. World's Fair, when the guard wasn't looking, I licked Michelangelo's Pieta. AMA.
At the Vatican pavilion at the 1964 N.Y. World's Fair, when the guard wasn't looking, I licked Michelangelo's Pieta. AMA.
Every single person in this photo looks like they'd blow the whistle on the Von Trapps
December 1, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Every single person in this photo looks like they'd blow the whistle on the Von Trapps
Doing it again (and by "it", I mean carbo loading)
November 27, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Doing it again (and by "it", I mean carbo loading)
How did I not know this existed?!?
November 26, 2025 at 1:47 AM
How did I not know this existed?!?
Yes!
Sammy HATES when his jingles are off. He mopes and barely leaves his crate.
Sammy HATES when his jingles are off. He mopes and barely leaves his crate.
November 22, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Yes!
Sammy HATES when his jingles are off. He mopes and barely leaves his crate.
Sammy HATES when his jingles are off. He mopes and barely leaves his crate.
ME: I'm not interested in "Wicked: For Good." The first one was more than enough.
EVERYBODY:
EVERYBODY:
November 20, 2025 at 5:48 PM
ME: I'm not interested in "Wicked: For Good." The first one was more than enough.
EVERYBODY:
EVERYBODY:
Just look at that happy couple.
Just look at them.
Just look at them.
November 19, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Just look at that happy couple.
Just look at them.
Just look at them.
Congratulations, Tom Baker, on your MBE!
November 15, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Congratulations, Tom Baker, on your MBE!
Same here on Long Island. I tried a Night Shot photo just to be sure, and...
November 12, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Same here on Long Island. I tried a Night Shot photo just to be sure, and...
If you see this, post an album cover with a motor vehicle on it
November 8, 2025 at 4:06 PM
If you see this, post an album cover with a motor vehicle on it
Anna & Elsa are now wine moms
November 8, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Anna & Elsa are now wine moms
And the winner for Worst Makeup For a Title Character is:
November 2, 2025 at 11:54 PM
And the winner for Worst Makeup For a Title Character is:
First Turkey Trot of the season!
November 1, 2025 at 2:03 PM
First Turkey Trot of the season!
Remember the New Monkees?
LOL, what a travesty
LOL, what a travesty
October 30, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Remember the New Monkees?
LOL, what a travesty
LOL, what a travesty
(inside voice) (pinocchio was italian, not german)
October 28, 2025 at 8:07 PM
(inside voice) (pinocchio was italian, not german)
Follow-up: we ran our first half marathon this morning.
October 26, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Follow-up: we ran our first half marathon this morning.
Tales from the half, after a nap — including what it's like when they offered Biofreeze but I thought they said "cheese" and popped it into my mouth — but first, this from the finish line: #rundisney
October 26, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Tales from the half, after a nap — including what it's like when they offered Biofreeze but I thought they said "cheese" and popped it into my mouth — but first, this from the finish line: #rundisney
Me and 15,000 others! My first half-marathon starts in a little bit! #rundisney
October 26, 2025 at 8:53 AM
Me and 15,000 others! My first half-marathon starts in a little bit! #rundisney
Tomorrow's the day!
Today's activities are congratulating everybody with a medal walking past our balcony, then a pool day, a late lunch / early dinner, laying out our Flat Stanleys, and in bed by nine.
Tomorrow I hunt down and slay the six people who snagged numbers in between ours. #rundisney
Today's activities are congratulating everybody with a medal walking past our balcony, then a pool day, a late lunch / early dinner, laying out our Flat Stanleys, and in bed by nine.
Tomorrow I hunt down and slay the six people who snagged numbers in between ours. #rundisney
October 25, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Tomorrow's the day!
Today's activities are congratulating everybody with a medal walking past our balcony, then a pool day, a late lunch / early dinner, laying out our Flat Stanleys, and in bed by nine.
Tomorrow I hunt down and slay the six people who snagged numbers in between ours. #rundisney
Today's activities are congratulating everybody with a medal walking past our balcony, then a pool day, a late lunch / early dinner, laying out our Flat Stanleys, and in bed by nine.
Tomorrow I hunt down and slay the six people who snagged numbers in between ours. #rundisney
No harm shall befall me, for I am under the aegis of Mermaid Renee Zelwigger
October 23, 2025 at 1:02 AM
No harm shall befall me, for I am under the aegis of Mermaid Renee Zelwigger
Just took off for Orlando, and before I lost my 5G connection — in Sky Cards — just caught the actual plane I'm on.
That's GOTTA be worth something.
That's GOTTA be worth something.
October 22, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Just took off for Orlando, and before I lost my 5G connection — in Sky Cards — just caught the actual plane I'm on.
That's GOTTA be worth something.
That's GOTTA be worth something.
Say hello to Winston, the scary-ass Eurasian Eagle-Owl at the place that boards my parakeets. He stands about 2 feet tall, with a six-foot wingspan.
I said say hello.
You'd BETTER say hello if you know what's good for you.
(not pictured: the two terrified kittens in the cage on the floor below)
I said say hello.
You'd BETTER say hello if you know what's good for you.
(not pictured: the two terrified kittens in the cage on the floor below)
October 21, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Say hello to Winston, the scary-ass Eurasian Eagle-Owl at the place that boards my parakeets. He stands about 2 feet tall, with a six-foot wingspan.
I said say hello.
You'd BETTER say hello if you know what's good for you.
(not pictured: the two terrified kittens in the cage on the floor below)
I said say hello.
You'd BETTER say hello if you know what's good for you.
(not pictured: the two terrified kittens in the cage on the floor below)
Kinda disappointed that Patrick Warburton is turning into G. Gordon Liddy
October 20, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Kinda disappointed that Patrick Warburton is turning into G. Gordon Liddy